The Church of Jessica

Some folks look to Jesus for salvation To me it all just seems like science fiction People say the Bible's really groovy I never read it but I saw the movie I don't need St. Peter or his Basilica I worship at the Church of Jessica Some folks like to meditate a lot But I say crap or get off of the pot Go shove your Eightfold Path the Threefold Way Renounce desire 'cuz that leaves more for me Yes I am enlightened No thanks to Siddhartha I worship at the Church of Jessica Hallowed be her name Her kingdom and her glory My alpha and omega too and that's the end of story As a kid I loved the Lord the most and Casper was the friendly Holy Ghost Then I started thinking on my own and filed religion with the Twilight Zone I found my happy heaven She's here in flesh and blood I worship at the Church of Jessica I worship at the Church of Jessica I worship at the Church of Jessica