Climate Name Change

Andrew. Sandy. Ivan. Katrina. Since 1954, the World Meteorological Organization has been naming hurricanes and tropical storms. But what did these people do to have their names attached to this? As climate change continues to create more frequent and devastating storms, we propose a new naming system. One that names extreme storms after policy makers who deny climate change. We propose something like this. Senator Marco Rubio is expected to pound the eastern seaboard sometime early tonight. Windows are being boarded up and grocery stores are virtually empty, as Marco Rubio threatens everything in his path. Now, Michele Bachmann is on the way folks, and specifically the eye of Michele Bachmann will be hitting Florida in a few hours. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is incredibly dangerous. If you value your life, please seek shelter from Michele Bachmann. Senator David Vitter is turning out to be one of the hugest and costliest disasters in American history. David Vitter is literally lifting boats out of the water and tossing them onto the land. In New Orleans, the levies that were built to stop Hurricane Collin Peterson have been obliterated. I'm here at the North Pier where Speaker John Boehner is really doing a number on this coastline. John Boehner is just destroying this town. Local animal shelters are under pressure as thousands of animals have been displaced or killed by Governor Rick Perry. We can't even take care of the animals that we've rescued, and so some of them are going to have to be put down. All because of Rick Perry. We've been here for two days because of Congressman Paul Ryan. I have friends still out there. It's scary, because...I have no idea what Paul Ryan could be doing to them right now. Senator James Inhofe has turned out to be a worst case scenario come true. And now an entire nation is wondering how they'll ever recover from the disaster that is James Inhofe. If you agree that it's time for a naming system that names extreme storms caused by climate change, after policy makers who deny climate change, sign the petition at ClimateNameChange.org. Before John Boehner blows your entire city away.