Ralph Vs Trump Debate 2016

The REAL Debate, brought to you exclusively by Our Channel. Ralph attempts to save The Donald from himself. Transcription: Good Evening America, I'm Insanity Wolf Blitzer. Tonight is The Real Presidential Debate between Ralph Pootawn, "Leader of Stand Your Ground, America, and Donald J. Trump, a Billionaire, who owns a Mansion and a Yacht. Due to Time, let's cut straight to the question of Qualifications. Ralph, what qualifies you to be The Leader of The Free World? d? "Ah, Well... I attended Julliard, I'm a Graduate of The Harvard Business School, I've traveled quite extensively. I lived through The Black Plague and I had a Pretty Good Time during THAT! I've seen The Exorcist ABOUT 167 TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!" Mister Trump, what do you bring to The Office of The United States Presidency? "I am Donald J. Trump, Billionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Again? "I am Donald J. Trump, Billionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Again? "I am Donald J. Trump, Billionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Well, there you have it! Everyone should vote for Ralph Pootawn, and NOT Weeaboo-Loving Trump! Trump couldn't put Tootsie Rolls back into Tootsie Holes! [Trump again...] "I am Donald J. Trump, Billionaire, I--" [Ralph, interrupting Trump's Stupidity] "SHUT UP!" This has been Insanity Wolf Blitzer, about to set fire to The Podiums. GOODNIGHT! ...