Stupid Game Show Answers - Dumb Luck

[SGSA theme music] [Bob]: How many decades will your husband say his mother has lived? Gloria. Ten decades. [Bob]: Ten decades! [Audience laughs] [Bob]: Gentlemen, how many decades has your mother lived? Dil, you have a troubled look on your face. What's the matter? Uh, I don't know what a decade is. [Audience laughs] 44th birthday, so she'd be... At four years a decade, she'd be ten decades. [Audience laughs and applauds] [Bob]: Here we go. [Crowd groans] [Bob]: Well...oh, look, look! [Audience cheers and applauds] Wait a minute. What did that hit? What did that...? What the...? I have never seen anything like that before in my life! GOPHER, GOOBER... [Pat]: What?! [Audience applauds and cheers] Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my...! We surveyed 100 people and asked to name a way of toasting someone. [Buzzer] Michelle. Over a fire. [Audience laughs] I tell you what. If it's up there, I'll give you the money myself! Over a fire. [Ding] Oh, no! [Audience applauds] I owe you £12! That's the first time that's ever happened! [Richard]: Name something, besides soap and a towel, that people take with them to the bath. A duck. [Audience laughs] [Richard]: An occupation that uses...stop the clock, please. Something people take with them to the bath besides soap and towel. [Audience laughs] Survey said... [Ding] [Everyone applauds, cheers and laughs] [Mouths] [SGSA theme music] I... I have to retire after this show. [Audience laughs]