Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful lady egg,
who had a castle in the middle of a beautiful spot...
Her mother...
...was a kindhearted fairy,
and from her she wanted a wish...
Oh fairy!
I want an egg prince,
who's handsome, virile...
...and rich...
...and makes me his woman...
Cheers!
Take Two
Once upon a time,
there was a beggar lady...
...who had her spot hairy...
Her kind-bearded mother,
wanted her peach...
Oh hairy...
I want a *** prince...
...or a threesome...
...and a rich woman...
And virile!
Yes, that's right!
A virile rich woman.
Cheers!
Take Three
He was begging for a lady...
...even if she was hairy...
His threesome prince shagged...
...her fairy-bearded mother's spot...
Make me virile and rich...
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Take Four
Take Five
The lady was so hairy!
And I want to be virile...
The moon is made of cheese...
And "Virile" can't get a hard-on!
Take Six
Did you say something?...
Let's see, what did I eat?
Sweet potato!