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I'll take the key, Kalus.
You take a hike.
[GROWLS]
VERT: Another zone secured.
Let's take it home, guys.
[GRUNTING]
Snap.
Huh.
Another battle lost to the subspecies.
Have you no Vandal pride?
At least we didn't flee in fear
like those cowardly Sark.
Well, most strange.
The robots were fighting us
under the subspecies
then just seemed to disappear.
KALUS:
zemerik.
What black magic is this?
A Sentient artifact?
[GRUNTS]
zEMERlK:
Chrono-porters.
Ancient time-jump discs.
Their effect is temporary
but they could bring us victory.
Will you join forces with me
if it means domination of the multiverse?
[GASPING]
If we combine the forces,
why do we need this wizardry?
To convince the terrible organics that
they have defeated both of our armies
once and for all.
With their guard down,
Earth will be defenseless
except for the lone Sentient
guarding the precious vault of battlekeys.
The keys will allow us to invade Earth
through multiple portals.
And if Sentient law proves correct
they may even allow access
to new worlds yet to be conquered.
But we must reach the vault
before Sage can thwart our plan.
She would attempt to destroy them
rather than see them fall into our hands.
The element of surprise
will ensure our success.
Your answer, Kalus?
[SPITS]
Long live the axis.
[ALL CHEERING]
How long does Sage have to stay
on this cyber life support?
I tried every configuration, Vert,
but she just won't hold a charge.
Like that laptop I bought
at zeke's yard sale.
Should've had a clue
when it came with a kite and a key.
If she keeps on running on backup power
- she'll fry her logic board.
- My condition is not your primary concern.
[ALARM BLARING]
- Stormshock detected.
- Don't leave your power orb, Sage.
We'll be back as fast as we can.
Sage can be confined
to the MOBI forever.
We've got to do something.
We've got to stay on mission.
- Get the battlekeys, seal the zone.
STANFORD: Right.
Sage would've wanted it that way.
I have not expired yet, Stanford.
Ah, ha, ha.
Sorry, love.
Didn't mean, um, uh.
Oh, there's the stormshock.
Gotta go.
Whoa.
Mega power plant.
Yeah.
Somebody decide to air condition
the multiverse?
I'm getting the same readings
when we're inside a stormshock.
Maybe this is their power source.
Whoa! Mega surge.
Keep an eye on your gear, guys,
and let's try not to get crispy.
Not gonna be easy
when we're fighting Sark.
And Vandals.
What, did they have a sleepover last night?
Is it possible they've joined forces?
Just means it's ugly times two.
We gotta grab that battlekey.
On it.
Cover his flank.
Perfect.
The organics are following the zurk
right into our trap.
Kalus, call off your forces.
Why? We have them outnumbered.
Stick to the plan.
If the organics think
they have destroyed us
so will the Sentient, then--
Then we slip through the portal
with the key undetected
and seize Earth.
The planet, the Hub
and all the battlekeys.
Why go count mere pawns
when an entire world can be ours?
[CHUCKLES]
Very well.
Vandals, regroup.
[GRUNTING]
Glowing-disc things in place,
Lord zemerik.
Looks like they're forming
a defensive perimeter around the key.
Standard Sark strategy.
A protective phalanx
to get the key back to Sark world.
We gotta thin the herd
before they get there.
Precisely the ploy I expected.
Continue moving towards chrono-porters
and prepare for time shift.
zurk, attack!
They took the bait.
We'll keep them busy.
Zoom, look for an opening
to *** that key.
Flashy moves, lads,
but best not to get too flashy in here, eh?
zurk, execute end game.
[MUMBLES]
That out-of-control Sark's about to.
Take cover.
[ALL SCREAM]
Dudes, they're all gone.
Huh.
I guess they picked the wrong spot
for their final throw down.
So then, it's over?
Not so fast.
Check the area.
I'm getting nothing on my scanner.
And my echo-map is bad guy free.
We beat them.
Huh?
- Huh?
- Ha-ha-ha.
We won the war.
Whoo-hoo!
[ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
SPINNER: Yeah.
- Hmm.
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
OVER SPEAKERS]
[ALL CHEERING]
Hey, Vert, we shut down zemerik
and the Sark for good.
No rebooting.
I guess you're right.
And it will take the Vandals years of them
fighting to settle on another Vandal warlord.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Um-- Maybe we should move this party
back to Earth.
Oh!
Away from the killer light show?
Killer.
This light show could be the lifeline
we need to save Sage.
You're thinking of grabbing Sage
and recharging her here?
- Uh--
- Sounds like a plan.
My electronics are getting power-slammed
just sitting here.
But a portal crossing in Sage's condition?
She'd never survive.
She doesn't have to cross anything
if we bring the zone to her.
It's a combination of lithium titanate,
nanocrystals and repurposed Sark parts.
And this super battery
will store enough energy to recharge Sage?
And blow-dry the Amazon Rainforest.
SHERMAN:
Whoa.
I'm showing a quadrillion volts.
Give or take, a trillion.
Oh, goody.
And I forgot my rubber gloves.
Here goes.
Attaboy.
Already at 10 percent capacity.
You said they'd be gone
back on Earth celebrating.
Quiet, mutant.
A thinking warrior adjusts his battle plan,
adapts to changing situations.
[DEVICE BEEPS]
SHERMAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: Everybody,
with all this loose energy floating around
better power down
your weapon systems.
VERT: Right.
Don't wanna risk an accidental overload.
Okay, guys.
You heard the man.
Take your vehicles off-line.
Sonic cannons officially deboomed.
Time to sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
Now is the perfect opportunity
to slip through the Earth portal undetected.
[GROWLS]
We have the battlekey
the element of surprise
and they are vulnerable.
We should attack now.
Captain Kalus is right.
It's the perfect chance to finish off
the vile subspecies once and for all.
Perhaps.
But we must ensure
no one escapes to warn the Sentient.
We cannot risk her destroying the keys
before we reach the vault.
My Vandals will block the Earth portal.
You can use your thinking warrior skills
to ambush them.
When zemerik makes his move,
we steal the battlekey from him.
Brilliant, Captain Kalus.
I know.
Forty-two percent.
Looking good.
Ambush.
Evasive action.
Power up those weapons.
But I thought they were.
Oh, they gotta be g-g-ghosts.
Trust me, they're real.
Buster, keep sucking up power.
We'll keep them off you
as long as we can.
[GRUNTING]
Whoa!
[GROANS]
STANFORD:
Oh, come on, come on.
Give Daddy some boom.
Huh?
Fifty-eight percent.
Over halfway home.
[GRUNTING]
Sixty-one percent.
VERT:
Regroup.
Just hold him off a little longer.
Which them? "Them" them?
- Or them?
- Huh?
Kalus, you abandoned your post.
Actually, I abandoned your plan.
- Orders?
- zemerik still has the battlekey.
Stop him at all costs.
Hah!
Vandals, to the Earth portal.
Lecherous beast.
[WHIMPERS]
Oh.
Aah! Aah.
Sark, disengage.
Pursue the Vandals.
Battle Force 5, portal breached.
Extreme countermeasures.
Go, go.
Going's a little slow, mates,
but we're on our way.
[BEEPING]
Vert, what about Sage?
We're only at 78 percent.
It'll have to be enough.
We need all our wheels in this fight.
[SCREAMING]
[GROWLS]
They locked us out? How?
When a battlekey seals a zone,
even identity modules won't override it.
So we're stuck here forever?
And the Vandals and Sark are on Earth
with no one to stop them.
How are we gonna get home?
We need a stormshock portal.
And we need one now.
One stormshock portal coming up.
- You can just whip up a portal?
- What--? Oh.
You question the genius
of my little brother?
- You could just whip up a portal?
- Only in this zone.
And only because it powers
all the stormshocks.
I might be able to jumpstart one
in theory.
Subspecies,
I command you to tell your Vandal master
the location of the battlekey vault.
Heh.
Foolish mutant.
That organic knows even less than you.
I have the coordinates for the vault.
The battlekeys will be mine.
Huh.
Except for one.
Very well, you may follow.
At the first chance, dispatch him.
Did you just see that?
Heh.
Darn straight.
Not every day they shoot a movie
in Handler Corners.
Don't just stand there.
Them Hollywood folk have got to eat.
I'll start flipping burgers
and you start raising menu prices.
SHERMAN: Gotta wait for a power surge,
Spinner, then it's all on you.
But no pressure, right?
We did it, Sherm.
And then some.
Capacitors got 100 percent charge.
Doors open.
Let's move.
Check out the tire tracks.
They're headed for Handler Corners.
Buster, take the tunnel to the Hub
and recharge Sage.
We'll take the town.
SHERMAN:
We're back.
SPINNER:
With batteries included.
Wasn't there supposed to be a battle
for the fate of the planet?
[SIREN WAILS]
Hey, zeke told me about your flick.
No stunt shows on the street
without a permit.
Same goes for your Hollywood pals.
Hollywood pals?
The special-effects robots
and monsters at your garage
violating noise ordinances.
By the way,
they look faker than a $3 bill.
Initiate systems check.
Reboot prognosis optimal.
Way to go, bro.
We invented the first Sentient energy drink.
It's raining bad guys.
Initiate lockdown mode.
They're inside the Hub.
[YELLS]
Sark, cut through the floor of the vault.
Get your middle fingers
out of our cookie jar, zemerik.
[GRUNTING]
SAGE:
The keys must not fall into enemy hands.
They're combined power
can form a gateway to other worlds.
If we cannot defend them,
we must destroy them.
But how?
Still got a pretty good charge left.
A multiverse cocktail
could trigger a battlekey meltdown.
Maybe ours too.
No choice.
Just do it.
[GROWLING]
Uh-- Oh!
[CHUCKLES]
[GROWLING]
[PULSATING]
What's happening?
The keys have bound together
and formed a new portal.
There's no telling where it leads.
[ROARS]
[YELLING]
zEMERlK: Aah!
- I stand alone.
[GRUNTING]
VERT:
Not quite.
I think it's time you dropped dead
on your friends.
Sage, no.
If victory is not mine,
neither will it be yours.
- No.
- Sage.
I'm going after her.
Who's with me?
See you on the other side.
[VERT GRUNTS THEN SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[WHIMPERS]
[SCREAMING]