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(SIGHS)
(WHISPERING) Wesley.
Hey.
What's up with you?
What do you mean?
You're... You're here early.
Is... You seem a little pepped up.
You all right? Well, yeah.
Yeah.
I guess I feel
kind of different.
Whatever. I'm gonna go get some Post-it Notes. Do you want one?
No. Really?
Yeah. Okay.
Jesus H. *** Popsicle, I still don't have my billing reports,
but you've got time to sit here and Google your *** off.
Well, I know one thing.
You've got your review coming up next week,
and I can't wait to start checking me off some big *** boxes.
(HEART BEATING) Attitude, poor! Performance, poor!
Management skills, poor!
(SCOFFS) Works well with others. That's a *** joke.
(HEART BEATING FASTER)
What is this ***? Who's this prick?
Some loser gets his head blown off at the Metropolitan...
Shut the *** up!
She has one single iota of tenuous power.
She thinks she can push everyone around.
You don't need this.
(SOFTLY) I understand.
Junior high must have been kind of tough,
but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horseshit, Janice.
I know we laugh at you, Janice.
We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk.
But I want you to know
if you weren't such a ***, we'd feel sorry for you.
I do feel sorry for you.
But as it stands, the way you behave,
I feel I can speak for the entire office
when I tell you
go *** yourself.
(WHIMPERS)
Yeah. That was great, bro. Who's the man?
I'm the man.