iPHONE 5 PARODY

iPhone 5 Allow me to demonstrate some of the new features of the iPhone 5 Here at Apple Inc. we've created a new app that allows for x-ray vision The new and improved Siri 2.0 allows you to make the most advanced requests to a cellphone ever. Hey Siri! Make me a sandwich! The new iPhone will come in 2 distinct sizes. The iPhone 5 classic, and the iPhone 5 XL. iPhone 5 XL sports a 9.7 inch display and allows you to make calls, chat, and use all the apps you've always wanted on your iPhone, But now, with a bigger screen. Launching simultaneously with the new iPhone is the new iPad Mini with its 3.7 inch display, it allows you to do everything you can do on your iPad but now it fits in your pocket! The all new predictive autocorrect allows you to write texts that are based on your own inner thoughts. Heeeyyy Wanna have dinner tonight? WHAT THE FUUUU New centralized data center at Apple will take all your personal and credit card information and send it to the FBI for your own privacy and safety. We also provide new, innovative, never before seen features that have definitely never been on an Android before. Due to iPhone 5's increased popularity, it has been difficult for many users to find their iPhone right at launch date. To combat this, we've decided to create a system where we send one iPhone 5 to every Apple store and then all of the customers from that Apple store have to fight to the death in order to receive the iPhone. The iPhone 5 will be in stores everywhere on September 21st. Where will you be?