Tripping Balls - Episode one

***! Ooh Hello? Dude, I gotta come over I just *** got some really - ya got some ***, huh? [giggles] Cool... uh Hey, hey. Look, look What the f- Dude, this black guy with dreadlocks, he gave 'em to me and said they were 'magic Honeycombs' Magic? Yeah They said they'd make you trip balls? Let's show 'em to Pea- Peavey! Yeah? Look what Zesta brought! What the hell is that? Magic things Magic things? Ma-Magic Well how so? I don't know they said we'd trip balls? What the hell is that? I don't know Well let's find out shall we? [Mario theme plays] What're we supposed to do with 'em? Well the black guy with dreadlocks says you're supposed to eat 'em... and you trip balls? Well we still don't know what that is One way to find out though I don't know, uh I don't know about this What's it supposed to do, is it supposed to work? [chuckles] Ahh! I don't feel anything I feel weird Ahhh [continues giggling and ***] [laughing hysterically] [screams] Holy *** [laughs] A twerpy purpy purple purple man A twerpy purple Yup Yeah, oh my God Hey Oh [screams] Oh, I'm sorry man [echoes] [wretches] I had to laugh too Dahh! Oh man oh Man [belches] Aw, my cute little kitty Meow What? What? A kitty in my hand? [cat meows] You don't real! [squeals] [continues squealing] [...still squealing] Imaginary Imaginary kitty You see him too? [Balks like a chicken] [Squawks] [some sort of purple noise] Oh God you scared my Imaginary Lord Lord lord lord Lord lord lord lord lord lord lord Lord lord Lord Lord lord lord Lord lord lord Lord lord lord lord!!!!!! Lord lord lord lord I am so tripping balls man, even though I still don't know what that means Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord Lord *** it ahh, oh ***. [moans] [grunts] [*** noises] Second position aaaah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah! Oushie! [squeaks] Oh, oh, oh Bloo! Yeah! Third, [moans like a ***] [WTF?] Oh, Baby Yeah, bwah! Now that's what I call some thrustin'! Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah! Oh! God dammit ***! [????] Woo! [?] What was my line? Did we just have sex, dude? Did we just have sex? [vomits] You guys are freaks [cat whines]