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Yeah, *** G’day mate, how ya goin?
Tell us, why did the government try and get rid of you?
I don’t know why the Government wanted to get rid of me, I’m a great *** influence
on the kids, they *** love me bruzz.
But ahhh, to tell you the truth, I’m full of ***, i *** love Pingas, I love em,
I *** love em, I love getting on the *** with the boy’s.
Oh *** me I’ve had more coke up my nose than Clive Palmers had in his guts.
You have been against drugs for so long, what happened?
Think about it mate, of course I love drugs, I’m a *** rockstar mate.
I’ve got my own face on the side of my own bus, I drive around with some hot chick, who
has her hand up my *** half the time.
The kid’s love me at the schools, the teachers love me even more.
I’d refuse to leave a *** school unless one of the teachers gave me a blowy in the
staffroom, I’d refuse to get on the *** bus.
Yeah, Nice.
Did anyone else know about this?
Ahh there was a couple of ***’s who knew about it, Laurie Oakes and I used to get on
it pretty hard after election night, we would bender for three or four days.
Pauline Hanson and I nearly went for a line of coke once, but i had to buy the coke of
a brown guy, so Pauline obviously said “ No *** Way” Classic Pauline.
And ahh Ray Martin and I got on it pretty hard, we were off our *** at the Logies
in 2003 or 2004 and I got into a bit of an altercation with Scotty Cam and by altercation
i mean i king hit the ***.
Fair enough well, while we are here is there anything else you would like to own up to?
I’ve been rooting Schapelle Corby for years to, when she got caught with those drugs,
that huge bag of weed in that tiny boogie board bag, i thought ***.
Me being a Giraffe with a big long neck and a big long ***, for her to fit such a large
package in a tiny area, it just gave me goosebumps.
So Schapelle, if your listening to this, *** call me love, I *** miss ya.
You and Mercedes come around anytime, i’ll *** sort ya’s both out.
What do you have to say to kids who have looked up to you for so long?
Kid’s if your listening, i can’t recommend drugs.
Too highly.