Sh*t Gamers Don't Say

And now... Gaming Wildlife Presents Sh*t That Gamers Don't Say. Hey, have you pre-ordered the Xbox One yet? I shouldn't spend money on this game. I'll never buy a digital game. I don't need to buy Final Fantasy 7 again. Yeah, I've beaten all these games. Yeah, that's a fair play. I'm gonna play some Wii Fit! Hey! The Wii Fit called me skinny! I'm gonna play some WiiU! I love motion controls. Well that was a completely normal convention. I make sure to always wear my wrist strap. All these let's play channels are so different. You know, we don't need to start a let's play channel. Sweet! Quick time events! You know, I prefer using Kinect. Sweet! Karaoke Revolution! Valve sucks. Man, I love Electronic Arts. The film adaptation was so much better than the game. After buying all these Magic cards, my bank account is still in the positive. I love playing with newbies. After the Steam sale, my bank account is still in the positive. I gotta help this guy, he doesn't know how to play at all. This online community is so helpful! YOU DON'T LIKE THIS GAME? That's cool. You know, I prefer poker over this. You know what I need? More Guitar Hero peripherals. Can I play drums on Rock Band? I'm really good at it. Watch_Dogs doesn't look that great. I'm really excited about Final Fantasy 14. Gender politics in gaming is totally balanced. Duke Nukem Forever was totally worth the wait. I have absolutely no opinion on Anita Sarkeesian. That's a reasonable price for DLC. Modern games are so hard. Good game.