Dr. Jane's Health Care Blues

Good morning doctor jane. I was watching TV and it said that I should ask my doctor to prescribe some new medications that will help my depression, sex life, and joint pain. That is a tall order. Yes, well I am depressed because the health care system is broken and that makes me feel sore and impotent. Well, you know that you can really help yourself by exercising 30 minutes a day, quitting smoking, reducing your waistline, and keeping active. Doctor, please stop blaming me. I have been conditioned to expect the health care system to do all that for me. Now it seems like the insurance companies, doctors, and government have all dropped the ball. I am so frustrated. Can you help me? well I am afraid that much if your problem is due too unrealistic expectations. I don't have any medication that can fix that. But how about this to lift your spirits? Hit it. Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. Everyone wants to get to heaven but not a soul who wants to die. You'll be spinning around in circles if you think to wonder why. All the sick folks need a doctor but no one wants to pay When you're sick you want a doctor but nobody wants to pay. And it just keeps getting harder when your'e old and in the way. It's so hard just keeping healthy rather taken another pill. So much harder to stay healthy doctor please another pill. But the reaper's coming for you and you got to pay that bill. Sorry. Was that a downer?