My White Jamaican Dad (Original)

What kind of question is that? Don't you know my name already? I can't put my name on the Internet What's wrong with you? I come from Jamaica I come from the Western part of Jamaica I can't really tell you where though Because you would know where I come from I like all kinds of food Anything they make in Jamaica I like ackee and saltfish With a little piece of fried pork in it Can't beat that I really love curried goat With rice. I don't like rice and peas though But I love curried goat and rice, and I don't get to eat much bammy, but I love bammy too The more I think about it I love goat belly soup And, my mother used to make hog foot But since I live abroad, I don't really get that anymore I love any kind of Jamaican food My favourite thing about Jamaica is the sunshine Can't beat that, nice and warm You don't really get any cold weather down there And the people Jamaican people are the warmest, kindhearted people in the whole world You can meet anyone on the street and chat to them And they talk to you They don't really care who you are, where you come from, or what you look like And, I don't know, everything in Jamaica is nice I miss Jamaica Because I used to live there, but I don't live there anymore But I love Jamaica My favourite reggae artist, from a long time ago, is Yellowman I remember Yellowman, when he was big in the 80's, when I used to live there No reggae artist can excite the crowd more than Yellowman Once he gets on the stage, he mixes it up with all his lyrics and different styles Blueberry Hill, Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, whatever that one is called, I can't even pronounce it I don't know, enough people will watch this video and wonder why I put it on the Internet Well, my daughter was born in Jamaica too And she always bothers me, because she's on the internet all the time I don't know She doesn't believe that enough people believe that white people come from Jamaica The Jamaican motto is "Out of Many One People" So you have all different kinds of people in Jamaica And I'm just an example of, I guess, one of them Cutex Orange, what's wrong with you? You don't know your colours? Don't forget to subscribe Alright, take care That sounds like English But I don't know what to say Kelly Listen, I don't live in Jamaica anymore you know!