Cyanide & Happiness - Hungertube

- Boys. It's time for dinner. - Oh, I hate dinner. - What about dinner... in a tube! - All right! - Oh, yeah! - Scrumpadoochous! Hunger Tube! Introducing dinner on the go! It's got calcium! Hunger Tube! It's Scrumpadoochous! Warning! Not actually Scrumpadoochous. - Whoa, whoa, what did you say? - Uh, nothing. - Scrumpa-dahhh! - Oh, my God. Are you okay? Somebody help! SAINT MARK'S HOSPITAL - Is he gonna make it? - I-I don't know. [ heart monitor ] - How...how is he? - I'm sorry, boys, it looks like he's going to be in a coma for the rest of his life. Unconscious in bed. Eating out of a tube. - Scrumpadoochous. - That was just a reflex. [ music ]