I Can't Do Anything - Lyrics - X-ray Spex

During their first incarnation , X-Ray Spex were âdeliberate underachieversâ and only managed to release five singles and one album. Nevertheless, their first single, "Oh Bondage Up Yours!", is now acknowledged as a classic punk rock single and the album, Germfree Adolescents, is widely acclaimed as a classic album of the punk rock genre.

I can't write and I can't sing, I can't do anything I can't read and I can't spell, I can't even get to hell I can't love and I can't hate, I can't even hesitate I can't dance and I can't walk, I can't even try to talk Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads But I hit him back, with my pet rat Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat I can't spit and I can't kick, I can't even be thick I can't read and I can't spell, I can't even get to hell I can't love and I can't hate, I can't even hesitate I can't dance and I can't walk, I can't even try to talk Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads But I hit him back, with my pet rat Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat