Simon - Lyrics - Madeline Adams

I can barely stand you But your scent is still on my clothes And it smells like a rotting garden And I feel like a beaten dog The toaster oven's empty And the cord has been freshly cut I think it became broken When Simon took his bread out I pushed him to the kitchen floor The oh oh kitchen floor Kicked him till he breathed no more The oh oh kitchen floor That's okay the boy's a chore I feel so warm and bubbly There's a new day on the rise And I believe in revolution When I hear how the songbird sighs But I am no war hero Simon lent me his uniform And became my drill sergeant As he became newborn He knelt down on his knobby knees His oh oh knobby knees Cried out for salvation please His oh oh knobby knees Simon is no masterpiece I can move like jell-o Then the motion and the music's right And then some handsome fellow Can swallow me with one bite But Simon will become jealous Of the happenings and what's going on And he'll rocket me away to Paris And we'll go flying until dawn I kicked until he put me down He oh oh put me down Give a yelp into the ground He oh oh put me down Break my mouth don't make a sound