Ghetto Ghost Adventures - Loch Ness Monster

Tonight on Ghetto Ghost Adventures, we're going to talk to this white *** who say she saw a Loch Ness monster, now, white ***. Yeah? Yo you saw some muthafuckin' Loch Ness monster? Yeah! Where'd you see this muthafucka at? Like I was out swimming- Where'd you see it? I was- Where'd you see it? Shut up! WHERE'D YOU SEE IT? Shut up! You are a *** shut up! Yo you don't muthafuckin call me no ***! (gun slide being racked) Now but the gun down, we need to get this interview in. Okay I put the gun down. I was like swimming in the lake and this, monster thing, it was like an octopus- Yo how did you know it wan'nt no octopus? (gun slide racked back) Cause it was like LONG and it came up- Yo octopus long it could have been a giant squid ***. Man, shut the *** up! I'm sorry Man with no Name! Shut da *** up! It came up and it roared at me, and it was REALLY scary, so I have a waterproof cell phone, and so I kept it in my like... You know, I kept it in my bra. Yeah. And I took it out and I made, like a little tiny video of it. You full of ***. But it didn't have enough memory in it- Let's see this muthafuckin picture of this muthafuckin- Loch ness monster. Here you go, there is no sound though. THAT ain't no muthafuckin Loch ness monster! It's a giant squid! That's a *** piece of garbage floatin in the water, that's a trash bag! Yo it's a muthafuckin trash bag! It is not a trash bag! What kind of noise did the muthafucka make? It went like this, "roaar!" Muthafucka I don't believe you. IT SAID WORDS TOO! You got a video of this ***? Here! There is no sound. Muthafucka why you showing me a video with no sound? Is that thing supposed to be making a noise? YES! Muthafucka you ***' lieing and ***. I am not lieing- YO! THERE IS A MUTHAFUCKIN MICROPHONE IN A MUTHAFUCKIN PHONE FOR A REASON, ***!They don't make no waterproof cell phone... and you liein muthafuckin too Jack. YO A MUTHAFUCKIN CELL PHONE WEIGH ABOUT 10 POUNDS! Shoot dis ***! IT WEIGH ABOUT 10 POUNDS AND YOU HAVE TO CARRY IT ROUND IN A BRIEFCASE! Shoot dis ***! Shoot dis ***! (Yelling) I got a knife! Hahahahaha, you don't bring a knife to a gun fight. YO, YOU DONT *** *** WITH SONNY, WITH *** JD!! IMMA *** POP A CAP UP YO ***! I'm- (gunshot) This has been Ghetto Ghost Adventures- You don't *** lie, ***! Dis is the Loch Ness monster episode. You *** liein ***!