First Friday Night Live - Halloween is a drag

JAYJAY: Why did you drag me to this party? TODD: Because I heard there is wall to wall GIRLS!!! JENNIFER: I am so glad you both came to our Halloween party JayJay, Todd. TODD: The pleasure is all ours. JAYJAY: Yeah, Iíve never seen so many beautiful young ladies in my life! Man, we used pound beers and go door to door for candy. Oh, manÖ this is WAAAAAY better than that. We were Freshmen then. What a difference a year makes. TODD: But Iíve still got energy JAYJAY: Todd has already been making out with half of the girls in the party. TODD: For bobbing for some apples! JENNIFER: JayJay, did Todd really make out with half of the people at my party? JAYJAY:Jen, Jen, calm downÖ most of the people here we have never seen before, and we will probably never see around here again, so donít worry about itÖ you always kick me and Todd out of your parties because you think we are going to bring more drama to your social circleÖ JENNIFER: You guys always think you are magical unicorn ninjas or some crap, huh? Iím not worried about any drama or anything. Everyone here, is HERE, for a good time. I guess I didnít realize that you and Todd were so open-minded. Yíknow? Since, we met most of the party at the drag queen karaoke party at the coffeehouse right before we got here. TODD: Now, who wants to make out with a guy who once auditioned for a Kia internet commercial? JAYJAY:Wait, huhÖ NoÖ way Jennifer, I gotta go. Todd, weíve got to talk. TODD: Not right now, Jay. Itís your turn to bob for some aaaapplezzzzzz! JAYJAY: But, Todd, I really got to talk to you! TODD: Not right now, man. It's your turn to bob for some appllleeeeezzz! JAYJAY: We need to talk about some of the costumes at this party. TODD: Man! Everyoneís wearing costumes! Itís Halloween ! Now less talky and more bobbyÖ DWAYNITA: Can you help me find a glass of water? I think I left it in the bedroom on the night standÖ JAYJAY: I canít get any applesÖ and I think I lost a contactÖ. Todd, we really need to go, now. Todd? JENNIFER:Oh my gawd! I think Cass is here! CANDI:Cass is such a rebel! I wonder what kind of costume he will have on! EVE:He could be James Dean. JENNIFER:Or Leonardo DiCaprio. From Inception. Then he could see into my dirty dreamsÖ EVE: Now this party is going to get REAL FUN!!! JENNIFER: Cass! Itís so good to see you! Why arenít you wearing a costume? CASS: A real man has nothing to hide. CASS: Although I did think about wearing nothing but archery equipment and an eye patch, so when I leave, you would understand how easy it would be for a one-eyed archer toÖ missÖ you. JENNIFER: Where is Dwaynita? I haven't seen her in awhile. TODD:You would never believe what we just did! JAYJAY: What?! No! Todd! No! CASS: Hey Dwaynita. Itís good to see you again. DWAYNITA: Puh leaze. Donít be up in my business now like you care. You are worse than a dog trying to lick peanut butter off of myÖ nose. JAYJAY: Why canít I be five years old again? I just want a pillowcase with candy in it! TODD: Look, everyone needs to chill out. I have an announcement to make! Just now, Dwaynita and I went into the other room, and I discovered, that she is the best puddin' wrastler ever! JAYJAY: Thatís it! I have to get out of here! undefined