No Answer - E04 - Fear and regrets

Thank you sir! And happy birthday to your son! You too, bye! Excuse me... Yeah? Can you explain to me how this works? It's one of those late sheets... You know, a sheet you get when you're late? Yeah. Well, I got that, but... There it goes... The clunky wheels of bureaucracy, clumsily turning Actually I've never seen one before Never been late! Maybe you should ask... First late sheet, huh? Lame They want you tied to your desk because their systems can't compute your personal life because their systems can't compute your personal life They want to know where you are, and why I mean, who cares if you want to give it an extra *** before coming in to work? I mean... God forbid that low blood pressure *** with your data-entering accuracy... Actually I got a girlfriend for that Four years Four years? We're living together now Ok But that doesn't mean you can stop the self-maintenance I'd wait on buying a house, though They say a diamond is forever but a mortgage will haunt you for the next two or three lives I was at planning The guy was supposed to tell me about the new shifts Extra shifts? God forbid... Have you seen the leaves outside? Winter is coming No I was late because I noticed I had a shift on Halloween I have a party that night! So who are you going to go as Dennis the Menace? Halloween... If I had known I'd have to drop half my salary on candy for those pint-sized parasites I would've never bothered giving up drugs Most drugs... I switched it to the Sunday before It's on my birthday but... whatever Yeah, man Just bring the cake here You can have it in your break in the staff room, no windows, by yourself 15 minutes, unpaid That's still fun It's not even that The guy was on the phone, he left me hanging in there for 10 minutes before he confirmed the shift! He always does that There's nobody on the other end! Well, I guess it's an intense period per planning... So when you got here they gave you the sheet, right? Didn't you get one? What is that, a cruise ship? Yeah... Destination: Retard Island But... what happens if you get the late sheet? In theory once you get three of those they don't renew your contract I'm not sure though, you should ask the supervisor Sure, you can also go ahead and tell her that you unscrewed the caps of her bike tires What caps? Never mind, man It's just bureaucratic *** Just scribble your name and employee number so they can't read it right You'll give planning another excuse to be watching snuff pics on Rotten instead of working Hello, madam! I'm Monica Geller from StatNation If you got a phone, we get it on! I just wanted to ask you a few questions about LocoLock... But the supervisor should be informed I was at planning, shouldn't she? She might be, she might not The supervisor and planning don't talk anymore since they were caught drunk and making out at the office party last year That was embarrassing A lot like showing up giftless on Christmas day You're right, madam, these days... Sure, of course... Well, I'm not sure the melanine is scientifically linked to... Anyway, the surviving bar for this project is 6.66 completes for every 3 shifts If you get less they put you on the Watch List Well, madam... you said that, not me! However, moving on... If you're on the Watch List when it's time to decide your contract the Great Council has to convene When the council meets the game is already set it's only an excuse the put on some shiny robes and put some snacks on the company expense bill Good evening madam, remember to check the e-mail for the discount! What's your average CPH, for example? 12.99? Me? I wouldn't know Come on, I'm sure every time you take a bath with all your scented candles and everything you draw a line on the mirror for every interview you've done If I had a tub at home, instead of that shower box I'd probably stop thinking about work so much I mean, there's more to life than just working, you kn... Hello, ma'am it's Bruce Banner, from StatNation We bust balls to make polls! We're doing a questionnaire for LocoLock Do you want to answer some questions? No? I'm surprised! So what do I put here? Nobody told me the codes and... I can't find them in the training briefing either! No, madam, we don't want to sell you the alarm system, it should already be installed I don't know, try the door! Let's see if it... Here it goes, I can already hear it! Oh, I had one of those alarm systems My useless neighbors didn't seem to mind the noise while all my gear was getting boosted Oh my gosh, that's terrible! What did they take? Well, there wasn't much to steal Fortunately my ex wife had already deprived me of most of my material possessions Also, can anybody help me with this? I'm not sure the Wicca ceremony we did was legally binding but she took the stuff anyway Whatever I didn't want it in the first place Oh, so are you into Paganism? No, she was into it That *** is for people who can't cope with modern reality If anything I subscribe to the Rajneesh movement It's for people who want to define their own well being and inner peace So they did take your stuff Yeah She's a *** *** Well... We only need health and a nice treat once in a while, right? The only stuff I'll ever need is always here with me And this was the last one, lady! Call LocoLock for the code, I don't know anything about that! Ta-ta! So, can you explain this thing to me now? Just one minute, please! Ok Listen carefully because I'm only gonna explain this once You have to do this...