First Time (Bonus) - Lyrics - Sammy J
Sam McMillan is an Australian musical comedian and writer who performs under the stage name Sammy J. He embraces a variety of media in his comedy, including the use of video and self-composed music, and frequently collaborates with Randy the purple puppet . He has released several CDs and DVD compilations of his comic songs, most recently the album Skinny Man, Modern World which was nominated for Best Comedy Release at the 2012 ARIA Awards. He has performed at comedy festivals in Australia, Edinburgh and Montreal, and has appeared on various Australian television shows.
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Memories fade into the distance
But I remember my first time
Just turned eighteen and I was nervous
as I stood in the electoral line
They gave me a pen and paper
They crossed my name off the list
Then I walked into the polling booth
And *** my girlfriend.
