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KERRI: Hi I'm Kerri
DAVE: I'm Dave, and this is EW's TV Recaps for March 5. So the Rachel / Santana feud
continued on Glee last night. And although I still think Santana is totally to blame
for UnderstudyGate, I would be terrified to cross her. She fights DIRTY.
KERRI: Obsessed with the movie Jawbreaker much, Santana? Watching her and Rachel fight
is like watching a really *** game of ping pong.
DAVE: But Kerri, that's the sort of behavior that lead to the breakup of our favorite new
band - Pamala Landsbury!
KERRI: Although they've re-formed as our favorite NEW NEW band, One Three Hill because I guess
Dawson's Crack was already taken.
KERRI: I could watch Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert sing my tax forms, that's how captivating
they are.
DAVE: That performance was a highlight in an evening filled with very weird performances.
Like Lea Michele singing Heart. Because when I think of ROCK N ROLL, I think of Lea Michele.
KERRI: You know what I found disturbing? Watching Tina and Sam make out -- I can't say I blame
Blaine for running like a bat out of hell down that hallway.
DAVE: Luckily they sucked us back in with that singalong to Wilson Phillips' "Hold On."
That song is like kryptonite to any bad mood.
KERRI: Some day somebody's gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye?
DAVE: I have to just add - I loved that part when Elliott told Rachel he hated the term
"best gay" because it made him feel like a pet. I'm completely with you there buddy.
KERRI: But Dave, you are my pet.
DAVE: No I am not!
KERRI: Dave, I bought you after seeing you in one of those sad commercials with Sarah
McLaughlin, now Shhhh. Have some water, you look thirsty.
DAVE: Thanks.
KERRI: Good boy. Subscribe to our channel. Follow us on Twitter.