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Terrifying discover by Doliwood: the true audiotrack of the debate for the PD primary has been found. According to me eggplants are to be pickled. Might be, but wanna compare on the grill, where they fry, and you throw some coarse salt...? Ah no no no, with coarse salts they tend to become too dry and too sweet, that's not good! But if you make them fried you please all Italy! It's many years the italians are pissed, don't you see? Fried in the same oil! We do not have to pretend, now, to change the oil every time we make fried eggplants, my recipe speaks clearly, the only good eggplants are those crooked to the left, is it clear? All italians want fried eggplants but nobody is ever disposed to deal with oil... Ah, listen to this one! ...so I have founded a new party, -Bravo! -...the Warmed Eggplant Party... ... In-Pan. -But are we joking!? Warmed eggplants...my grandpa used to make them during the Punic Wars... -What do I care about your grandpa!? ...they weren't good at all at that time... -...Imagine now. -Please... ...if you let me speak... ...and what if instead of eggplants we eat cabbages? Eh we wish! Those have all been taken by Monti! ...now they're his cabbages*! * "cabbage" means "problem/duty" All our parodies on www.doliwood.com TRAD/SUB by Andrea Lunardon, Venetian language translator Lang: ENG-SPA-FRA-CAT-ITA-VEC lunardonlanguages@gmail.com