Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S3E23 - English Transcript

♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ heroes in a half shell ♪ ♪ turtle power ♪ ♪ they're the world's most fearsome fighting team ♪ We're really hip. ♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪ ♪ and they're green ♪ Hey, get a grip. ♪ When the evil shredder attacks ♪ ♪ these turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪ He's a radical rat. ♪ Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines ♪ That's a fact, Jack. ♪ Raphael is cool ♪ ♪ but rude ♪ gimme a break! ♪ Michelangelo ♪ ♪ is a party dude ♪ party! ♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪ ♪ heroes in a half shell ♪ ♪ turtle power ♪ Captioning made possible by lions gate home entertainment hey, you. Aah! Give me your wallet. Now, you got any bubble gum? Jawbreakers? Oh! I'll give you a jawbreaker. Aah! Help! Now you're where you belong-- garbage. I'll take an oatmeal cookie and a prune Danish and all the money in the register. Hey, give me all your fudge brownies, too! Here's all the dough you'll get, lawbreaker. Ow! [MUFFLED CRIES] All lawbreakers must pay the price. And for the icing on the cake... Check this junk out. Hey, Melvin! Help me with this trampoline. No, I want this handsome 6-piece croquet set. Hold it, sports fans. Why, you... Go ahead. Make my night. Watch--watch it! Catch you on the slopes, punk. This guy's a psycho! You could use a little iron in your diet. Ooh! Consider yourself slam-dunked, scuzzball. Aah! Casey Jones is going to clean up this city. Who was that masked maniac? I don't know, but I hate him! [TELEPHONE RINGS] [RINGS] [RINGS] Oh, hello? April, it's vern. Big, big, big, big story, April! Up and at 'em! Vern, it's 5:00 in the morning. Some do-gooder's gone on a crime fighting rampage, violating all sorts of criminal civil liberties. The cops think it's those 4 freaked out turtles on the loose again. Oh! I'll take the story, vern, but only to prove they're wrong! The turtles aren't vigilantes. Why, they're probably on the trail of this wacko right now! [SIGHS] Not a trace. We've looked high and low. And there's no getting around it. We're completely out of pepperoni. Bummer, dudes! We can't make pizza without it. Then, we'll just have to go topside and get some! Oh, where are we gonna find pepperoni at 5:00 in the morning? Hey, we'll hit an all-night heartburn palace. Hit? Must be gangsters on their way to a big heist. Hyah! Holy guacamole! Taste fresh lumber, lawbreakers. Ugh! Don't you hate it when company just drops in? Unh! I'll teach you criminals to befoul our sewers. Calm down. Now, we're not criminals. Lying gangster ***. The dude said chill out! Ugh! So, that's your game, is it? Well, mine's mudslinging. This guy is starting to get on my nerves. All right now. Don't move! We aren't criminals-- look! You're right. You're...Not criminals. You're martian invaders! The martians are coming! The martians are coming! What a ding-a-ling. Totally nutsoid. We'd better stop him before he gets in trouble! Or starts some. [MANIACAL LAUGHING] You say this tiny device can control any machine, no matter how large? Precisely. Ingenious, isn't it? A few hundred of these little bugs would throw the city into total confusion! And control the machinery needed to make my new super-sized knucklehead. Then this miserable planet will see some real chaos. Bebop and rock steady are already unleashing them on the city. Let's get to the surface. I don't want to miss a moment of this. [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] Ok, this is our stop. Kids, we're trained professionals. Don't try this at home. Midtown. This is the place. Uh, go on, little bugs. [SNORTS] Have fun. [DEVICES BEEPING] All right. Where'd he go? [SNORING] Don't you know there's no loitering in this park? Huh? Wh--what's up? You're breaking the law, Buster. Wha--help! Sounds like our boy's on the job again. You'll do time for this, lawbreaker. Let me go, you martian creeps! We're not martians. We're teenage mutant ninja turtles. Oh, and that's supposed to be better? Let me go! That vicious criminal is getting away. Hey, who appointed you judge, jury, and executioner? This city's a cesspool of crime. Somebody's got to clean it up. Whoa! Ugh! And that someone is me. Hyah, unh! Aah! Hyah! Not even mutant criminals can stop Casey Jones. That guy's seen too many filthy Harry movies. Come on! We better stop him. Why us? Let the cops handle it. Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows kung fu. In other words, people are going to think he's us. Now do you see why we have to stop him? Yeah, our reptile reputations'll get a bad rap. He had this mask on, but I guess he could've been a turtle. APRIL: Or possibly some other creature? Hey, don't confuse me, lady. I flunked zoology. Was this mystery vigilante one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles? No one seems to know. And that about-- [PANICKED] Wraps it up! What's going on? Aah! Aah! Splendid! This is working out even better than I'd planned. [POLICE SIREN BLARES] Help! Officers! Oh, great! I'm copless! Say cheese, cheese ball. Oh, turtles! Thank goodness you're here. Aah! Has your camera always acted like that? It's like it suddenly had a mind of its own. And worse, my scooter drove off by itself! Oh, we'll deal with that later. Right now, we've got to find that dipstick in the hockey mask. You mean the guy who's been going around beating up criminals? That's the dude. He calls himself Casey Jones. And we just chased him out of the park. Well, you're doing better than I am. [CARS HONKING] Uh-oh. We've got troubles. RAPHAEL: The cars are moving... Without drivers! That's nothing. Look! [PEOPLE SCREAMING] I've heard of unhappy customers, but unhappy merchandise? Come on, we've got to help those people. And I've got to get a new camera. This is what I call a story! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh, just what the world needs, a living fridge. Aah! Now cool out! Ow! Hey! Ow! Sto--oh, wait! Go put the bite on someone else, dude. Ouch! Nobody likes a wise-guy appliance. Whoa! I can't believe what's happening. And what's worse, I'll bet it's happening all over town. [MEN SCREAMING] With this remote control, the bugs in those machines will do our bidding. I just love a machine that knows its place. But what if someone should find one of these bugs? Not to worry. Each of them is programmed to head for home the instant it's discovered. Now we can start construction of my super knucklehead. Bugs, begin construction of this design. Soon... Soon I will rule this icky city. I haven't met the toaster I couldn't toast. Aah! MICHELANGELO: This is getting mondo ridiculoso. LEONARDO: There's just too many of them. Uh-oh. What a way to go. Done in by modern conveniences. There's a message there somewhere. Hold it right there. Even machines must obey the law. Hyah! Unh! Face stern justice, appliances. Hyah! Ah! Uhh! Oof! Uhh! Hyah! [STRAINING] Hyah! Now, who's a nutcase? You are. Uh, but thanks for saving our shells. I hate to say it, but this guy's destructive streak might just come in handy. I think you're right, Raphael. But, like, we've got to find out who's behind this. I'll give you 3 clues, and they're all shredder. And I think I just found another clue. [BUG CLICKING] You mean some lawbreaker is using these little things to control all the machines? That's about the size of it. Hey! [BEEPING] Where's he scooting off to in such a hurry? Probably to wherever shredder is. Come on! We've got to follow it. Casey Jones, you're going to do some good for a change. [TIRES SQUEALING] With this gadget, we can stay on the little ***'s tail. [BEEPING] Ok. Go left. You got it. N-now go right. Now left again. Now, go straight. Uh, straight? Yes! Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Ok... But I don't think you're going to like it! MICHELANGELO: Total bummer, dudes. DONATELLO: What the heck happened? You gave us bad directions. That's what happened! MICHELANGELO: Yeah, dude. Totally bogus. Oh, no wonder. One of those bugs got in my equipment. [CLATTERING] [BEEPING] Grab it! Ow! Ooh! [BEEPING] Now what? We use the portatracker. What I want to know is... When we get to break something? I like this boy's attitude. [CLICKING] This way. Come on. I'd say that's where it went. Ok, let's be careful now. Careful, my eye! Let's bust some crime! Hyah! Whoa, the dude sure knows how to make an entrance. Uh-oh! Well, well, the turtles. I've been expecting you. You're just in time to see krang stomp the city flat... [ALARM BLARES] In his giant, economy-sized knucklehead! Ha ha ha! It works perfectly. [CRASH] Whoops! No matter. This baby makes its own doorways. These machines will finish you while I cause more chaos with my little bugs. Ha ha ha! Come! We've got to get that remote control away from shredder. It's our only chance of saving the city. Lots of luck. Listen, you want to catch criminals? That is the criminal of all time! Besides which, he ripped off your costume idea. Trademark infringement. How low can you get? Now, go get 'em, fella. We need that remote control. You handle shredder. Zap! Hyah! Hyah! Casey Jones is going after the big boss man. Come back, lawbreaker. A definite dufus. Uh-oh. More trouble! RAPHAEL: Like we needed it, right? I hereby place you under arrest. Didn't you hear me? I guess I'm gonna have to get tough with you. Take that. Pesky human. [GRUNTS] Splendid! Now I can keep an eye on that bothersome brat. Now to really turn up the juice. I don't believe all this. [SCREAMING] Uhh! Ahh! Help! Save me! I'm the boss. You save me. Aah! [GASPS] That was close. Aah! What are you doing? Aah! How could you? I sat under a hot dryer for 3 hours to get this look. Oh! Where are the turtles? Why aren't they doing something? Hey, give us a break. We're doing the best we can! Some people are so darn impatient. Follow me, fellas. All right, shredder. Hand over that control box. To you? Never! Quit stalling. Hand it over. You heard him, chrome-for-brains! Uhh! Gotcha! This will bring every bug in the city. Come on! We're gonna give krang a taste of his own medicine. Aah! Stop! Quit it! Down, boy! [BEEPING] They've stopped attacking us. Oh! It's a miracle! Machines turn on humans. It's the story of the year! Vernon, I want you to write it! On one of those things? No way! Look! It's got Casey. Get me out of here! MICHELANGELO: Don't panic, dude. It's the radical reptiles to the rescue! Thanks, fella. No time for thanks. We need a hole in that thing, and fast. With pleasure. Hyah! Hurry up! Here come the bugs! Hyah! Here, catch. What is it? Never mind. Just throw it inside! Now get the heck out of there. Hyah! ♪ Na-na na-na na ♪ Nothing can stop me. [BEEPING] Aah! Time to bail out. Ha ha ha! Aah! Catch him! Aah! Ho ho ho. He got away. Don't let it throw you, guy, you sort of get used to it after a while. Ahh, so much for those bugs and krang's giant knucklehead. And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey. Yeah. You are truly-- gone! How'd you like that? He didn't even say good-bye. He was strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent. Yeah. I liked him, too. Somehow, I've got the feeling he'll cross our paths again. Somehow, I've got a feeling he's right. Captioning made possible by lions gate home entertainment captioned by the national captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--