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A Stackhouse sibling divide, werewolf threesomes, and of course, BILLITH.. or not so much. I'm
Alex and TRUE BLOOD IS BACK! So if you haven't watched last night's season 6 premiere "Who
Are You, Really?" this is your official spoiler alert.
Back where we left off at the vampire authority, the gang barely manages to escape the raging
nakedness of Billith. I gotta say, Sookie is getting surprisingly more bad-*** with
those fairy powers of hers. I guess if there was ever a time to figure out how to use your
magical fairy powers, a crazy blood-covered nude vampire on the loose is a pretty good
reason.
Well, only 7 minutes have gone by and Sam is already an adoptive dad. RIP Luna. Just
when we thought Sam had finally found the one, he's a lone doggie once again. I would
be sad, but Lafayette comforting little orphan Emma with some crispy fried sugary goodness
was pretty effing adorable.
Meanwhile, Alcide gets more and more good-looking. Until of course, he's ripping human flesh
off a severed arm with his own human teeth. Is Alcide going to turn to the dark side in
a power-hungry rampage this season? Well, he's certainly getting more action this season,
but if I'm being honest, I miss sappy, lovesick Alcide pining after Sookie. CAN WE HAVE PATHETIC
ALCIDE BACK?!
Speaking of being sappy and lovesick, Eric is still determined to keep Sookie safe at
all costs, even if her girl-in-a-white-dress innocence is long-gone.
Back to the whole Warlow saga, turns out he's not your average Stackhouse-murdering vampire.
He's actually a pretty important figure Book of Lillith. And even though Nora has read
the vampire bible THOUSANDS of times, she still doesn't know how to explain Billith!
Apparently BILL doesn't even know what he is, or so he says, but we do know that wooden
stakes don't even phase him. And like a good little vampire baby, Jessica has committed
to stay by his side, ride or die.
Anyway, this episode seemed to leave us with more questions than answers. What's up with
Andy's creepy fairy children? What's the REAL deal with this vampire-human government partnership?!
Did Jason really just hitch a ride with Warlowe without even knowing it? And most importantly..
do you think Bill still has some good left in him? Let me know your predictions in the
comments and check back next time to talk more True Blood!