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-Previously on "Ugly betty"
-no, no, no! Aah!
You are not the same person
I met three years ago.
Betty, you've already chand,
but you're still you.
-I'm an editor now.
-Really?
I don't want you ever
around my mother again!
What the hell is going on?
He's only interested in his
career and leeching off of you!
-Tyler is not who you think he is.
-Well, who is he then?
He's your brother.
I really, uh,
need to see you tonight.
I'kind of busy right now.
Thanks for not ditching me tonight.
-I couldre.
-Well, you've got one.
Hilda suarez, I love you.
Will you marry me? Oh!
So you like someone.
-Yeah at is
-their name?
Lily.
I just got off the phone
with lena korvinka.
She loved my audition and
wants to formally invite me
To join her class!
Romeo
Romeo
Wherefore art thou, romeo?
Deny thy father
And refuse thy name.
You see? Acting is
Reinvention.
I mean, who is to say
That juliet has to be the
prettiest girl in the room?
You know, maybe she's
some misguided ***
With bad eyes and bad hair
And bad teeth.
What?
Okay, everybody take two minutes.
I'm just gonna call my cat
and grab tonight's speaker.
Am I too early to pick you up?
Yeah, but you should stay
for the guest speaker.
He used to date a gossip girl.
That's why he's speaking?
That's his qualification?
That's all I need.
Oh, aunt betty,
this is my friend austin.
Oh, austin, hi.
Hey.
It's very nice to meet you.
I've heard so much about you.
Oh, you tell her what
a great actor I am?
No.
Just what a giant ego you have.
And this is lily.
Hi.
Cute glasses.
Thanks.
Nice to meet you.
That's the girl that I like.
Good news.
Tinkerbell ate his dinner,
and he's going to be fine.
All right.
Now tonight's speaker is
an award-winning playwright
And a foxy little muckety-muck.
His latest play,
"T rebirth of rita,"
Opens next week.
Please give a warm
welcome to zachary boule.
Mwah, mwah.
Merci.
I know him.
I read his first play.
It was so good and so tragic.
What a nice treat for me.
Hey, everybody.
Hey.
Hi.
So lena asked me to speak
about reinvention today,
Which is a theme in my next play.
It was like he was
talking directly to me--
Everything he was saying
about reinventing yourself,
Your look, your life.
Mm, that's very interesting.
I mean, that's everything
I've been doing this year--
-My new look, my new job.
-You don't say?
Hilda, stop.
I see your engagement ring,
okay? Congratulations.
Good, because I'm practicing
how to show it off
Without looking like
I'm showing it off.
-Do my hands look dry?
-Too obvious.
Oh.
As I was saying,
zach was really inspiring.
And by "Inspiring,
" Do you mean "Cute"?
No.
Ay, is he cute?
That is not even
what I was thinking!
I mean, not that it would matter.
He dates gossip girls.
Ugh.
And he won a drama desk award.
I write a blog.
I won a blobby.
But I was thinking about
pitching him to "Mode"
-For the new york issue.
-Oh, yeah, you should.
Nothing says "New
york" Like theater.
Here, let me fix your hair.
No.
I see it!
You st scratched my glasses.
That's because it's a diamond.
-Hey, your mom's on the phone.
-I don't want to talk to her.
I can't keep telling her
you're in the bathroom.
That's what you've been
telling her?For four days?
Does she at least
sound worried?
Just talk to her.
She waits 30 years to
tell me I have a brother,
After she drops that bomb,
She whisks him off to
paris to meet alexis.
I think I'm entitled to a
little more time than that.
Think about how your brother feels.
Don't call him my brother.
-My only brother is my sister alexis.
-Exactly my point.
The poor guy gets off a
bus from south dakota,
You punched him,
and now he's whisked off
To meet manzilla in
some foreign land.
Since when are you his friend?
I'm not.
I just-
you know what? Forget it.
I have a lot of work I
have to get back to.
Daniel meade's office.
Now, marc,
I need all thoughts of
go-go boys in glitter pants
Out of your head today.
James cameron's
people are gonna call.
They're doing the c.
G.
I.
Work
To help me re-create old new
york for my cover shoot.
Right.
I should tell you,
daniel's concerned about the cost.
I don't care about daniel.
-You spend money to make money.
-Good morning!
Was that monochromatic
blur betty suarez?
I know.
Where are the
polka dots and butterflies
-And m-mexican blankets? -Uh, yeah.
Does she look nice?
Willie!
You swore you'd die
Before you ever complimented
a suarez ensemble.
Aah!
-Oh, my god!
-Willie!
-What happened?!
-Isn't it obvious?
Your stumble into good
taste has killed her!
By now you've all heard
what happened to wilhelmina.
She is having surgery
on a perforated ulcer,
But she is going to live.
The good news is,
I am taking point on
the new york issue.
So I guess we should send
flowers or something.
I GUESS $40 SHOULD ABOUT COVER IT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
It's just like you
to cheap out, Daniel.
-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
-I had a little time before surgery,
so I'm gonna run this meeting,
thank you.
UH, DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT'S THE BEST IDEA?
Daniel, I could die on the table.
Are you rely gonna
take this away from me?
-I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROUTINE OP
-Features, what do you got for me?
Um, hi, wilhelmina.
It's betty.
I've been thinking about
the idea of reinvention
York city to--
Oh!
Oh, my god.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's your pitch.
It's excruciating.
Just give her a chance.
Fine.
Five words, go.
Um
Profile!
Um
Playwright.
-Reinvention.
-No.
I gaveou five words.
You chose to use "Um" Twice.
No playwrights.
Theater is dead,
and so is your pitch.
I am not wearing that.
Apparently, my table is ready,
so I will leave you with this--
I've given Marc detailed instructis
as to how to proceed with
my New Amsterdam shoot.
Wilhelmina, that's too expensive.
-I told you we are not doing that.
-Daniel, you stupid moth--
All right, that shoot is canceled.
Daniel, can I please
re-pitch you my idea?
Look, I hate to say it,
But I have to agree with
wilhelmina on this one.
-I don't see how it fits in a fashion mazine.
-It does!
Look at how fashionable he is!
Besides, his new play is
all about reinvention,
Which is the core
of fashion, right?
I mean, what's out
yesterday is in tomorrow.
And I'm sorry,
but new york is theater.
I don't care what wilhelmina says.
Is he with leighton meester?
-They're not together anymore.
-Wow,ou said that fast.
You know what? If you want to
ask him out, just ask him out.
-We don't have to do a story on him.
-What?! Uh, no.
That has nothing to do with it.
I just think that this would
be a really good story.
Run with it.
At the very least,
it'll *** off wilhelmina.
Thank you, and trust me,
this is totally professional.
Your real name is ezra butinsky?
Why would I make that up?
I guess it doesn't have
quite the same romantic ring
As "Zachary boule.
"
So you think my name's romantic?
Is this interview taking a turn?
Ha ha.
Uh, sorry.
I interrupted you before.
What was your question?
Right.
Oh, 'cause I
was asking you a question.
How has your time at oxford
Influenced your new play,
"The rebirth of rita"?
Off the record,
I kind of embellished my bio
to sound more interesting.
-Oh.
-I did one summer program there.
The truth is,
I grew up in new jersey.
Typical dork-- glasses and braces.
Not that I'm implying
That glasses and
braces make you a dork.
-It's just-- I mean, I still
-it's okay.
I can handle "Dork.
"
I'm supposed to be getting
them off soon anyway.
I just have to find
a new orthodontist
-'cause my old one went crazy on me.
-I love mine.
I can get you the info if you want.
Yeah, that would be great.
-Although, somehow those work for you.
-Thanks.
Okay.
So
Uh, what about writing
do you enjoy the most?
Mm.
I'm kind of an over-thinker,
-So I like to create impulsive characters.
-Mm.
You know, the kind that
get swept up in a moment
And take action.
-That sounds liberating.
-Doesn't it?
I mean, wouldn't our lives
be so much more interesting
-If we didn't think everything through first
-totally.
If we just lived in the moment?
We want something, we go for it.
Oh, my god.
I'm sorry.
-No, it's okay.
-No, it's not okay.
It's totally unprofessional and-
-and disrespectful to you
And whatever potential starlet
girlfriend you might have.
I'm sorry.
Look, I can assure you
that this will in no way
Negatively affect the piece
that I am writing on you.
Sorry.
Oh, good.
You're still here.
-Hey, you.
-Sorry to bother.
I know you probably have some
-big fabulous date or something.
-Oh, you're sweet
But no.
And now you've made me sad.
-What's up?
-My acting class is doing a scene night
For family and friends,
and I wanted to invite you.
Oh A night of scenes
Performed by teenagers.
How fun.
How many scenes are there?
-12.
-And what number are you in the order?
-Ten.
-Are any of these kids famous?
One girl did a p.
S.
A.
For lead paint when she was 4.
-She had to chew a windowsill.
-Oh.
It's lily-- the girl that I like.
Right.
So--so, that's
Still happening?
Yeah, it's great.
My friend austin likes her,
too.
Oh, okay.
So you both like her.
Mm-hmm.
Well, count me in.
I love drama.
And I like theater.
"Zachary boule "Is one of
broadway's brightest rising stars.
"In fact, I'd say the
only thing brighter
Is his dashing smile.
"
"Dashing smile"?
Keep it clean, suarez.
"WE MET AT A BAR ON 29th STREET.
"His handshake was firm.
"I couldn't help but imagine
Those same hands
massaging my shoulders.
"
I need you too something for me.
Anything, zach.
Anything at all.
I wanna read my play to you.
That's exactly what
I hoped you'd say.
"Page one,
Act one.
"
That's amazing.
"A spotlight illuminates
a well-worn easy chair,
Center stage.
"
An easy chair-- that's so good.
Wow.
You're really
in the zone, huh?
Zone? Yes.
I'm feeling the zone.
How was that thing last night?
-Thing?
-Mm-hmm.
Oh, you mean my meeting with zach--
Zachary--zachary boule?
Good.
But I wouldn't
really call it "A thing.
"
I'd call it an interview.
Wow.
You're being
kind of weird, hmm?
I'm not acting weird.
You're acting weird.
Hello?
Zachary.
How weird.
Um, daniel, this is zachary.
It's nice to meet you.
You have a really big fan here.
Daniel, I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan.
I'm an impartial journalist.
Can I help you with something?
Just wanted to follow up
on our thing last night.
ÐèÒªÌýÒë
Well, uh, let's go
somewhere and talk.
All we have to do is drop
these caftans and turbans off
With wilhelmina--
The outfit of choice for
any recovering diva.
Mm.
Tyler just sent me a text.
He wants to have dinner with me
when he gets back from paris.
I can't decide if it's weird or hot
That you're sleeping
with one brother
-And secretly befriending the other.
-I can't either.
On one hand, I've known
daniel for years,
And I really care about him.
But on the other hand,
tyler's a model.
-So it's kind of even, right?
-Ah, dilemmas.
Dr.
Bynes to proctology.
Dr.
Bynes to proctology.
Aw.
Oh, sweet.
She's napping.
I want to pull back the covers
-And look at her body while she sleeps.
N
-no! No, no.
Let's just drop this stuff off
And go have a nice lunch.
I was thinking soup and
half a salad.
Oh, okay.
Really, marc?
Soup and half a salad?
When the cat's away,
the mice will gorge
themselves to death.
Oh, my god.
Willie
You're in semiprivate room.
This was all they had available.
Lucky for me, she gets no visitors.
Just slowly rotting away.
Oh, sad face.
Well, you're looking awfully spry
For someone who's recovering
from a perforated ulcer.
Well, I have to stay alert
-To go over the final details for our new amsterdam shoot.
-Ohh.
Did you not remember that
daniel killed that yesterday?
Of course I remembered.
And I'm reviving it,
so we'll work from here.
And don't you dare tell daniel.
If you're hungry,
call down for some ice chips.
I'm sorry that you had to
come all the way down here.
-Well, the way we ended things last night
-I know,
zach.
I am sorry.
I am so embarrassed.
I wish I could take
everything back.
I mean, I'm a journalist.
I should be able to maintain a
certain level of profession--
Have dinner with me tonight.
I would love to.
No! No, I can't.
I pushed really hard
to write this article,
And if my boss found out
that you and I were involved,
That would look really bad.
So
Then we won't tell him.
If anyone found out
Zach, you're in the tabloids.
I had to date two actresses
and crash a motorcycle,
And suddenly everyone wants
to take your picture.
We can keep it a secret,
just between us.
I've gotten pretty good
At avoiding the paparazzi
when I have to.
Okay, yes.
A secret date.
A secret date.
Yeah, uh, maybe tomorrow.
I know, but
Ugh.
Even through a morphine haze,
I can see the shoddy
work on these samples.
Have new ones sent
over immediately.
Oh, and call the waitress.
I need more jell-o.
Wilhelmina.
Ugh.
Speaking of jell-o.
I just tried to book lorenzo
For the cover shoot
we're actually doing,
And I find out that
he's already been booked
-For your new amsterdam shoot-
- e one we're not doing.
-Ohh!
It's not gonna work this time.
Look, you can come up with
something more manageable
For the next cover,
but this one is mine.
-Let it go.
-Screw you and your crappy gerber daisies.
Fine.
You win.
Thank you.
Well, I guess that's that.
I'll just take these down.
No, you heard daniel.
I get the next cover,
so park your *** down.
Jock strap night at boy bar
-doesn't start till 10:00.
-Get out of my head, woman.
Okay,
There's a chance this
movie might stink,
But it's starring bruce willis,
So the theater will
probably be empty.
Well, in that case,
I'd better do this now.
Marc, you have to escape.
Hide!
I am not going to jock
strap night alone.
I will look like a fool.
Oh, hey, betty.
Yeah, she's hanging out
in the lobby again.
-I know.
Weird.
It's not even saturday.
-I'm sorry.
I work with her,
and she's such a gossip,
-So let's just wait five minutes and
-I didn't bng my wallet,
Because I knew you
were gonna be there.
Yeah, she's still here.
I don't know.
-She seems happy.
I don't ask.
-Again, I'm sorry.
Let's just dash out
before she comes back.
Fine.
I'll find some other
queen to buy me a drink.
Oh, my god.
Betty met someone in the lobby.
You should totally
start hanging out here.
Why would that make you sad?
Okay, hopefully she's
not coming back.
I think we'rsafer back here.
All right,
Here are all the bridal
issues I could find.
Okay, so tell me,
Does this say engagement party
Or dead *** under a bridge?
Does she have to be a dead ***?
-Could she just be a live ***?
-Can you just answer me?
Bobby's cousin is coming over,
and she's a ***.
I don't want her to think
I'm making fun, you know.
Then keep looking.
Aw.
Oh, let me guess.
We're taking the path train
Out to new jersey tonight
To go to this out-of-the-way
argentinean restaurant.
-That's cute, right?
-That is cute.
I still n't believe
he's actually into me.
Why? Because he's an
award-winning playwright?
Listen, you wrote a play, too.
Second grade.
You remember?
"The bumblebee that
needed glasses.
"
Ohh, god!
That thing broke my heart.
Anyway, the point is,
you are worth it.
Believe it now.
Your child is calling.
Hi, justin!
Hi, sweetie.
Mom, where the hell
are the cloth napkins?
Oh, whoa.
What's
with the word "Hell"?
Well, lily's coming
over to watch a movie,
And it's our first time alone,
And I can't very well serve
her popcorn with paper towels,
-Can I?
-Well, actually you can, but--
Oh, god.
She's here.
Forget it.
Oh, hell.
-Hi.
-Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
-Hey, where's your tv? I'll set up the movie.
-Oh, it's in there.
She invited me.
I guess
she wanted me here, too.
Or maybe she felt sorry for you,
-'cause you were left out.
-Or maybe she likes me better.
Or maybe you need a breath mint.
Guys, which "Romeo & juliet"-
zeffirelli or luhrmann?
-Luhrmann.
-Luhrmann.
Welcome.
Everyone.
You know, I have to admit,
All this sneaking around
has been kind of fun.
Yeah.
Oh, I almost forgot.
My orthodontist's card.
Cute.
Bye.
Bye.
Daniel, I know what
this looks like,
But I can explain.
I think I can put two
and two together.
You begged me to let you do a
story on a hot new playwright.
I finally agreed to
an objective profile,
And now I discover you're
actually dating him.
In my defense I have no defense.
I don't even know
what to say to you.
You could lose your
journalism license.
Oh, no! My journalism license?
What?
Daniel! You are so cute
when you're mortified.
You have no idea how
stressed out I've been
Trying to keep this
a secret from you.
You're actually
worried what I think?
Betty, I'm here because
I'm fooling around
With my assistant.
So my point was, I'm not one
to pass judgment on anyone.
Just give me a little
heads-up next time.
I think I'm gonna say
no to dinner with tyler.
I've got this thing with daniel,
And aren't there state laws
Against going from one brother
to another? Probably in texas.
You're not allowed
to do anything there.
Maybe I'll just have
coffee with tyler.
He's so nice, and I think I'm a
little bit smarter than he is.
You have no idea how
good that feels.
I do.
Mandy, look, what you have
with daniel is casual and fun,
But with tyler
you don't know what that is.
So you have to ask yourself,
Are you happy with what you've got
Or do you want the possibility
of something more?
No.
Not you two.
Excuse me? I'm wilhelmina
slater's doctor,
And I can't have you two
bringing her any more work.
If she doesn get some rest,
she'll never heal.
But, dr.
So-and-so, we don't
have the power to stop her.
Try.
Otherwise you'll be visiting
her here for a very long time.
What are we supposed to do,
kill her?
We can't.
She'll only grow stronger.
Hi.
Hi.
Where the hell have you been?
We got held up by dr.
Who's-it.
He's really worried out you.
That fool.
He couldn't find
his *** with both hands
If I spotted him a cheek.
So let's get to work.
Okay.
Well, here's this.
Distract her.
Excuse me, wilhelmina.
I have a very important
question to ask you.
Yes?
Which of these is the cabbage patch
And which is the prep?
"A"
Or "B"?
What is she doing?
And what are you doing?
! I'm saving you from yourself.
You idiot! No! Ow, ow.
Ow!
When I wake up, I swear to god,
AAAA
And hug you.
Ohh.
Aah! Ohh! Ohh.
Oh, I forgot.
She always does that when
she first falls asleep.
Ndy? I peed a little.
Oh, it's okay.
I won't tell anyone.
Hey, I got your message.
I was surprised you
wanted to meet me here.
I wanted to show you something.
Betty, what are you doing?
People can see u
I know.
We don't
have to hide anymore.
But what about all the
code of ethics stuff?
I was taking it too seriously.
I can do that.
So I was thinking maybe
I could be your date
To the premiere tonight?
I would love that,
But let me just call my
mom first and cancel.
Wait.
You were gonna take your mom?
I know.
I'm lame.
But she kinda lives
for every opportunity
To come into the city
and see a celebrity.
That's not lame.
That's sweet.
No, stop, stop.
You can't cancel on her.
Why not? I would
rather go with you.
That's also very sweet,
but you should take your mom.
I can go later in the week.
You sure?
Yes.
Now go.
You have
to get ready.
Okay.
Break a leg!
Ugh.
Okay.
Well, this hair
isn't getting any better.
Let's just go.
What's wrong?
Why are we sitting?
I'm freaking out.
I have to kiss lily
in our scene tonight.
You have to kiss lily?
But I thought you liked
this girl, right?
Isn't this a good thing?
Yeah, we've just
never rehearsed it,
And our first kiss
is gonna be onstage.
What if she thinks that I'm bad?
Okay, well
If you think about it,
You're in a pretty good place.
You actually like the
girl you have to kiss.
So just let
your feelings take over.
And you won't be
Bad.
If you kiss someone
With feeling,
They know it,
And you know it.
It's like
It's like everything
else goes gray,
And
You're the only two people
left in the whole world.
Thanks.
I feel better now.
Good.
I've never felt more alone.
Off we go!
Excuse me.
Ooh! Sorry.
Okay.
Oh!
Did I hit you? I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Oh.
Are those
for one of the actors?
No, the playwright.
We're seeing each other.
Zachary boule? Really?
Really.
I mean,
I was supposed to sit with him,
But he's bringing
his mother instead,
And I couldn't just not come,
so I used my press pass.
Actually I thought I'd
get a better seat.
Not that these are bad seats.
These are great seats.
Sure.
Let's just hope the
play is as good as that story.
Oh, there he is.
Zach.
Zach!
Hi! I made it.
I know this is gonna
sound insensitive,
But you're gonna sit down, right?
No, um
I have to go.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Shh!
Mama? Mama, where are ya?
I can't see ya.
I'm here, rita.
I had some trouble
getting back here
Through the fog.
Run on down and help
me with this dirt.
Was daddy with you? Oh,
he's held up by mr.
Wilkins.
Sorry.
I didn't mean--
His mare's workin' through a fever.
sorry again.
I'm sorry.
He'll be back in a bit.
How was I supposed to know
She was gonna come down the aisle?
That's so clich?
This isn't what I thought it would be.
Then what are you saying?
Tell him, beatrice.
I'm saying good-bye.
That's not how you say good-bye.
Oh, my god.
I think this is it.
What? This is what?
Oh, my.
Terrific! That was terrific!
A little better in rehearsal,
But that was good.
Oh, dear god,
Would you please knock it off?
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I assumed by the
zombielike complexion
And the occasional death
rattle you wouldn't mind.
Ouch.
S×ÖÄ» Save it for those poor
kids you torture all day.
Those kids are my employees.
I wouldn't expect
you to understand.
I have a business to run.
Oh, I understand.
I used to be you.
You know, I'm gonna call the nurse.
You are clearly having a stroke.
You're a high-strung type "A" Bch
Who doesn't give a damn about
anything but her career.
You see, this is why I
wanted a private room.
And let me tell you something.
You are getting old.
You heard me.
You can paralyze your whole face.
You can lift your ***,
your butt and your neck
Until you're 6 inches
off the ground,
But you can't stop time.
One day your precious job
is gonna be done with you,
And all you're gonna be left with
Is a bunch of missed holidays,
skipped vacations
And a son you haven't
seen in 20 years.
Hell, I might be a grandmother
And not even know it,
But I got stock options
And a bunch of toys I
can't even play with.
Thank you so much for coming, but I
need to find my friends.
Okay, well, I love you.
Mwah.
Have a good time at the cast party,
And stay as long as you want,
But take a cab,
and be home by 11:00.
Okay.
By the way,
That thing you were worried about-
-you total sold it.
Thanks.
Betty!
Betty, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
It must have been
so hard to grow up
With a mother who was
younger than you.
Good luck with the play.
No, it wasn't my idea.
My agent and manager
set up the whole thing.
You think all this
would've happened
To ezra butinsky,
nerd writer from jersey?
Yes! Because ezra is talented.
Yeah, well, ezra didn't have
any of his plays produced
Until he changed his
name to zachary boule
And got a $500 haircut.
Well,
I'm glad that worked out for you,
but I'd like to go.
Come on.
I have a reputation.
That involves being seen
with hot girls on your arm?
Exactly.
They get me press,
and that fills the seats,
But it doesn't mean
we can't go out.
Just that no one can
know about it.
For now.
Come on.
I like you, betty.
Just wait for me after the show.
Don't think about it.
Be impulsive.
Just
Do what you want to do.
Hey, what are you doing?
I thought we were gonna hang out.
You guys go without me.
Justin, I know you saw us.
Don't worry.
She didn't pick me
over you or anything.
I kissed her.
You got to do it onstage,
so I wanted my shot, too.
Well, she seemed pretty into it.
I guess.
You weren't?
Well, it wasn't like
you two onstage.
That seemed intense.
Yeah, well
I guess it's just because
I'm a good actor.
R-really?
Yeah.
I-it was better in my head.
You know, this is messed up,
all right? Like
Oh, and by the way,
you weren't that good, all right?
'cause I had to move
all the way over here,
'cause you were totally blocking me
When you kissed her.
You wish.
I definitely did it right.
You just have to have everyone
seeing you all the time.
Oh, trust me, they were
looking at me anyway.
You are so in love with yourself.
Wouldn't you be?
?You make me so good ?
?To be around ?
?Feeling like you should ?
I'm sorry.
?Won't get you down ?
?In the system ?
?Hell amidst 'em ?
?Everyone's a messed
up trip, yeah ?
Isn'that dress tacky?
Ay, I wouldn't even wear that.
I wouldn't even wear that!
That dress is a no.
Hey, I'm home.
Justin!
Hey.
There's my star!
Oh, my god.
You are not gonna believe
What your aunt betty did.
She punched that guy
zachary at his premiere!
Look, it's already on the internet.
Wow, that's crazy!
I'm not proud of it,
but it did feel really good.
Okay, well, good night.
Hey, why are you
rushing off to bed?
And why are you home so early?
I thought you were gonna hang out
With lily and what's
his name.
Austin.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Uh, I was
Um i'm just not
feeling that great.
I-I don't think I'm gonna
go to acting class tomorrow.
Really?
Must just be the excitement
from the night, huh?
Yeah.
Maybe.
Man, teenagers and
their mood swings.
One minute he's up and
the next minute
Oh, god.
What's wrong with you?
This whole time,
I thought I was hiding him
When he was hiding me.
I knew how this was gonna end.
Oh, come on, come on.
You can't turn this into
something that it's not.
It's true.
Every time I feel like
I'm moving forward,
Someone reminds me that
I'm still just the dork
with glasses and braces.
But those braces are
coming off any day now.
Yeah, but what if nothing changes?
Then I'll have nothing to blame.
Oh, honey.
You gotta stop.
Somehow you got it in your head
AAAA
But you gotta let that go.
It's time to come up with a
whole new story for yourself.
You are who you are.
And the sooner that
you're okay with that,
The sooner that you see what I see,
The happier you're gonna be.
I swear to god.
Okay!
Hey, did you get my text?
Um, no.
I've been kind of
avoiding texts all day.
Well, I finally talked to my mom.
We really got into it again.
I am in such
A bad mood.
I'm sorry, daniel.
Do you have plans? Uh
you know what?
I'm not sure I'm up for
our kind of plans tonight.
Oh.
Okay.
Cool.
Do you mind if I just hang out?
I don't really feel like
being alone right now.
Come on in.
I'll grab a couple
of marc's 64-calorie beers.
You want one? Nah, I'm good.
You're late.
Oh! Sorry, willie.
About yesterday
It's fine.
Turns out you were right.
It was good for me.
Really?
Yes.
I had an epiphany last night.
That angel
That sweet, wheezing angel
Said something to me last
night that made me
Reevaluate my priorities.
I'm wasting my life, marc.
What am I doing?
Working at a fashion magazine,
day and night.
And for what?
A paycheck?
A meager percentage of
some dwindling bottom line?
I know what I want,
And it's not "Mode.
"
It's not?
It's meade.
I want the
whole damn company.
And this time, I'm not
gonna dance around claire,
No more compromising with daniel,
No more nice willie!
This has been nice willie?
If I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die with the most toys!
Betty?
Oh, no.
Look at your face.
It's okay.
I deserved it.
I came by to say thank you
for sending me the profile.
Uh, it was surprisingly nice.
Kind of expected you to trash me now.
No, I would never do that.
Aside from the occasional
punching and sneaking around,
I like to keep it professional.
I'm glad you liked the article.
Betty
I really am sorry.
And I really like you.
And this might be
presumptuous of me to ask,
But is there any chance you
might give me another shot?
No.
Thanks.
But, no.
I think it's time for me
to try something different.
But I'll see you around.
Hey.
Hi.
Um, have you seen austin?
No.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Some days, it's just
hard to get out of bed.
You're actors.
You'll see.
Okay, let's begin.
Yeah? Shouldn't we wait for austin?
Oh, no.
Uh, austin will
no longer be joining us.
He dropped out of
class this morning.
Okay, so today we're gonna talk
About having a physical
life on the stage.
?I'll follow you,
and you'll follow me ?
?My fabrics mystery ?
?I'll wave your loyalty
in the freezing breeze ?
?So desperately ?
?Whoo, ooh, whoo, ooh ?
Hi.
My name is betty suarez,
And I'm looking for
a new orthodontist.
I was wondering if dr.
Frankel is taking any new patients?
I've been wearing braces
for over four years now.
?And another one comes down ?
Wednesday?
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