The Daily Rlp, Episode 25 - An apple a day

[Chair squeaks] Heya, crowd of none. I wish to send out my support to Steve Jobs, his friends and family at this difficult time. Steve is suffering from cancer and he's just had to quit his job as CEO of Apple, which has surprised many people, I think, as he's such a successful businessman. Er, hopefully, he'll be on the road to recovery soon so I'd just like to say a massive 'get well soon' to...er...Steve...and... ...well, they do say laughter is the best medicine so I'm gonna try and cheer you up now with a joke. Er...it's about you Steve but I hope you don't find this...I hope you find this flattering. Steve Jobs: Proof that an Apple a day does not keep the doctor away. Goodnight, crowd of none. P.S. I'm recording this with an iPad 2!