Dead Or Derive

[Music] It's all the same Only the numbers change! Every day, I'm just deriving away. It's Mayall's class Where the problems are so hard! Calc is all I see, I'm just hopin' for a B. It's Calculus! On a tangent line I ride, And I'm gonna... Die or Derive. I'm gonna... Die or Derive... [Instrumental bridge] We always integrate Sometimes it takes me days! The graphs that I see Are always going different ways. Sometimes you find a limit, Sometimes a Reimann Sum; There's too much work in class- I'll just Google it at home. It's Calculus... On a tangent line I ride! I'm gonna... Derive... Dead or Alive. I'm gonna... Derive! Dead or Alive... [Instrumental bridge] Derive! [Guitar solo] Ooh, it's Calculus! On a tangent line I ride And I'm gonna! (Derive!) Dead or Alive... It's Calculus! Got a Ti on my back! I'm sweating every test, And I dread gettin' 'em back. We've seen every function Still we're standing tall! We took those AP tests, And we rocked them all! It's Calculus! On a tangent line I ride And I'm gonna (Derive!) Dead or Alive... We're in Calculus! Got a Texan on our side! And we're gonna (Yeah!) Get a five! We're gonna (Yeah!) Get a five. Get a five! (Get a five!) Get a five. Yeah we tried! (Still try...) To get a five! Dead or Alive! Dead or Alive... [Instrumental Fade-out]