Death by Nuts

Oh my God, did you see this? See what? Some guy died from having his balls squeezed too hard. That's ***. No, it says right here. The woman was charged with testicular manslaughter. Well, then the article is *** Because it's impossible to squeeze a guy's balls and kill him. You wanna bet? Alright. Tom Do you wanna come over? Yeah, we wanna grab your balls. (ki aaye) That guy smokes like two packs a day. Joe, can you swing by for like ten minutes? Frank? You wanna come over? Harder. Hey Lenny, How are your balls these days? (moaning) Grant. He was a hipster, they're all weak. James We did God a favor right there Hey Ralph (screaming) That guy came in a little sick. (screaming) That guy had diabetes. Really? And sickle cell. That's just racist. That's a lot of bodies. What are we gonna do with them? Cleaning lady's coming today right? Yup. That's perfect. Creepy Caress