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[Typical random excerpts from Italian television]
If you desire somebody else That means you're not satisfied with your partner
Do you agree? -I sure do
A woman with moustache is always liked -Well... to me... to me... to me...
I know that you're not supposed to say that... Since it is not fashionable... But I like it hairy
No! Wait... But what's he doing?
I guess he's literally meant that "penetration" thing... Please stop him!
We are now interrupting the cultural programs
to broadcast an important announcement from the Emperor.
Knights!
Ladies!
Companions!
The Emperor announces to you with great joy:
on the next 15th of June the people of Feudalism and Liberty
will gather to glorify the glory of the Empire
The Emperor will need His People
So come on, you villains!
Against this dark age
We're ready to fight without fear
From Aachen we come riding
Marching with a rapier and a shield
Electoral struggles shall be silenced
To the stake, tribunal shall be sent
Our Law is the Emperor
Man of Faith, Man of Honour
To the fight! To the fight!
Against the ferocious Saladin!
To the pillory! To the pillory!
Let us punish the satanic Sarracin
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people will have a Sovereign!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Be quick in swearing your oath
Victory's near, companions
But there'll never be any lack of fight
Electoral refunds shall be banned
We'll restore each Imperial toll
Thou'll use your steed for commuting
RPT* shall be removed from your manor [residential property tax]
Against wild urbanization
We shall move towards castle-ization
Mills will finally provide our energy
Kids and ladies will be part of the workforce
To the fight! To the fight!
We'll march with the Lansquenets
To the pillory! To the pillory!
All technologies to the stake!
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people now has a new Sovereign!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Make haste in swearing your oath
Victory's near, companions
But the fight will never be lacking
One day, to your offspring, even thou'll be able to tell
Of the Emperor's glorious deeds, by using these sweet words
You will love him and thank him enough for having given you
A chance to work on his land sixteen hours a day
Let's toughen the steel! Let's sharpen the swords!
Let's chase our enemies from these merry shires
Let's wear our bootlegs! Let's saddle the steed!
Victory's nigh indeed!
Let's toughen the steel! Let's sharpen the swords!
Let's chase our enemies from these merry shires
Let's wear our bootlegs! Let's saddle the steed!
Victory's nigh indeed!
You shall not eat kebab any more
'Cause you may be funding Saladin
O villain, thou shall fear our judgment
If we get hold of you, it won't be mild.
Ius primae noctis, executioner, and statute labour
Are the solutions that suit you best
Feudalism is a great endeavour
You shall quake because we'll fight to the bitter end
To the fight! To the fight!
Fight, fight and fight!
To the pillory! To the pillory!
Pillory, pillory, and pillory!
Feudalism and Liberty:
A new golden age it will be
Let us fill our mugs with some beer
'Cause the people is eager to cheer!
Feudalism and Liberty:
Make haste in swearing your oath
Victory's nigh, my brethren in troth
Though we'll never cease to be fought.
Feudalism and Liberty !
Gentlemen, the bill is 50 Scudi
Well, I'll make it 49.9 for you