Meat Lover's Theme Song - Vegan's beware! - A carnivore's delight

We'll have beef and chicken and fish and fowl cause that is where it's at When we're done with our beef and chicken We gonna cook some dog and cat Have you ever had chicken fried hamster It's a downhome southern treat Wash it down with some rabbit stew It's a meal that can't be beat There's a dish with baby cow if you don't know it's called veal I like it with some Caesar salad that's topped with baby seal I like to eat my pork chops with some Barbeque Dippin' sauce Side of bacon and slice of ham and some sausage is the boss I went hunting I was gunning for deer I got there at half passed dawn I didn't see no buck or doe so I bagged a little fawn Zebras and tigers are really good and they make a damn good sweater And if it's on the endangered list It tastes all that much better Everything that lives and breathes is an excellent source of meat God put 'em here for us to kill and cook 'em up and eat You can eat dolphin and you can eat whale You can chomp down on some polar bear It's how I start and end my day I'll tell ya meat is here to stay Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts marmaladed monkey meat French fried parakeet All wrapped up in fuzzy wuzzy beatle brains Floating in eye ball stew I like horse meat!