Harry Shearer - Found objects - The florida republican debate

REHEARSAL HOST: The US Senator from Pennsylvania, Rick Santorum. And ladies and gentlemen, the Republican candidates for President of the United States. Photo spray, photo spray. And now please rise for our National Anthem performed by the University of North Florida Chamber Singers. [WHISTLING "THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER"] [LIGHT APPLAUSE] REHEARSAL HOST: And candidates, please take your positions at the podiums while I tell you a little bit more about how this debate will work. I'll be the moderator. As I mentioned, our partners from the Republican Party of Florida and the Hispanic Leadership Network will ask questions. I'll follow up and guide the discussion. Candidates, I'll try to make sure each of you gets your fair share of questions. You'll have one minute to answer and 30 seconds for follow-ups and rebuttals. And I'll make sure you get time to respond if you're singled out for criticism. Now let's have the candidates introduce themselves to Florida voters. Please keep it short. Here's an example. I'm Wolf Blitzer, and I am thrilled to be here on the campus of the University of North Florida in Jacksonville. With that, Rick Santorum, let's begin with you. RICK SANTORUM PROXY: Hi, I'm Rick Santorum, and I'm here to institute a "no cables in the shot" policy in the White House. NEWT GINGRICH PROXY: I'm Newt Gingrich, and I ran a marathon before I got here. MITT ROMNEY PROXY: Mitt Romney and I'm proud to be at the University of North Florida. RON PAUL PROXY: Ron Paul. Less government. REHEARSAL HOST: Very well said. Our first question coming from the red naaaa-- there's no one down there. Red mic.