Corpral David from Palestine

Yeah, I'm the good Jew and Imma kill bad taliban Muslim! I stab my pal for SWAG. And I'm going to the camping posishun. With my M4A4, I'm the Jew SWAG! I'm Corpral David. Look I'm a 1337 p14y3r! I'm flashed, so I do SWAG things! Yup, that's what it's like to be a Counter-Strike PGM, pals! I blind shoot hoping I wallbang a Muslim! I'm the ultimate SWAG! Ultra super duper top Jew SWAG!!! Corpral David's gonna kill those *** Palestinians who seek liberty in our *** lands! Yes, Israel belongs to Jews, not to Muslims! You hear me, *** Palestinians? Imma blast your *** faces! Wait for me, ***, wait… I may make noise walking but Imma kill you, count on me. I feel one right there… Yes! Right here! Missed him! Reloading… Another one behind! Where is he? Where is he? Yes, we got him! We're SWAG, guys! We're the Jews. We're SWAGer than Muslims!