Smw - The yoshi shuffle

Ooga, oogum. Sheesh, somebody needs to teach these guys organization and teamwork. - Hey, Mario, look what I made! - It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it! - It's a football. I chiseled it. - Well, what are you waiting for? - Throw me a pass! - It's even official size. But not official weight. Hey, you've just thrown me a great idea! We'll use football to teach the cavemen organization and teamwork. (cheering agreement) Teamwork! All right, men. Let's play football! Football? So that's their little game. We better tell King Dad! All right, now. If you get to there, you score a touchdown. - Okay, who wants to start with the ball first? - Yoshi do! Yoshi do! Hippity, hoppity, hike! Tackle Yoshi! And go long! Long! Throw touchdown! - Ooh, I go see touchdown! - No, Yoshi. Come back. I gotta stop him before he clobbers Luigi. - I got it! I got it! - (thud) - Hey, watch where you're going, you egghead! - Who's an egghead, egg face? You are! So, what do you have to say now, egghead? (laughing) Wow! Luigi's been turned into an egg! Let's grab it! King Dad will love me -- er, us. Even more if we bring him Luigi! Hmm, football here but no Luigi. I bet he try tackle me! Come back here! You're out of bounds! Come back! (together) Mario? Let's get 'em both! Koopalings?! Uh-oh! Yoshi, keep running! Mario, Mario, no tackle Yoshi. Yoshi find touchdown. Jump, Yoshi! I can't believe they jumped into the warp pipe that leads right to the neon castle! Take these prisoners to the dungeon! While we decide what to do with Luigi the egg. - Hey, that not egg, that football. - Sorry, dino dud. - Luigi got changed into an egg. I saw it. - You mean that egg is Luigi? Yep. In fact, I'm going to tell King Dad right now. (snoring) Oh, King Dad! I have a big surprise for you! How does eggs Luigi sound for lunch? Maybe the fact that I have captured the Super Mario brothers will wake you up. What was that? As long as you're asleep, I'm in charge? I can do whatever I want with Mario and Luigi? (laughs) Thanks, King Dad! It's time to have a little fun in the great Koopa tradition. We're challenging Mario and the dino dweeb to a game of football. Also making his first appearance as a football, and probably his last, - will be Luigi the egg. - (gasps) - (shivering) - My brother's been turned into an egg. Now these wretched reptiles want us to play football with my brother as the ball. I mean, what's this kingdom coming to? It's a long shot, Yoshi. But I'm going to diagram some plays that just might get us outta here with Luigi. I am the emperor of eavesdropping! - Oh, I scared, Mario! - All right, Yoshi. You and I may not be the best football players in the world, but we have to go out there and give it our best and work together like a team! After all, it doesn't matter if we win or lose. It's how we play the game. Oh, but it do matter! If we break egg, Luigi get scrambled! Good-looking live at the Koopa dome! Where football is played as it was meant to be. - In a dark, damp, dusty dungeon! - (cheering) Welcome to today's game, featuring those bad boys of the neon castle, the Koopa Carcass Crunchers versus the Dome Heads, Mario and Yoshi, who, by the way, don't seem to have any fans in attendance. And before I forget, we would like to extend a special welcome to Mario's brother, Luigi. Without his presence as a football, none of this would be possible. Today's game will be refereed by honest Cheatsy Koopa. It's not easy being a referee. Sure, Cheatsy might let a lot of penalties go unnoticed, but you have to let them play the game. Cheatsy is so unbiased that in a gesture of good will, Mario and Yoshi will start to play. So it'll be first @ 10:00 but it might as well be fourth and long because it's now or never. It's do or die and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open. Boy, that missed extra point sure looms big now, all the excitement's building now, folks... Aw, shut up! We'll never get started! Okay, Yosh. Remember our place. And remember that we have to use teamwork. See those double dores over there? That's our goal line. Hey, wait a second! We're outnumbered! This is not fair! Objection overruled! - Eww, tastes like sweatbands! - Now that's not fair! Huh, tough. Hike! Hey, what are you playing? Australian rules? Yeah, I'm trying to put you down under. Six feet down under! - Yoshi try pass play. - Okay, but throw it soft. And with your arms, not your tongue. Blecch! Ooga 52, hut, hut, hike! - Not good. You were out of bounds. - I was not. I had both feet in. Ah, who cares? You didn't get a first down. So it's the Koopas' egg. ♪ Let's sing our song with spirit ♪ ♪ Let the whole team cheer ♪ ♪ Let's lift our voices high, high, high ♪ ♪ So everyone will cheer ♪ ♪ And until the game is over ♪ ♪ This is what we'll do ♪ ♪ So fight, fight, fight for the finish ♪ ♪ We're all for you ♪ ♪ So fight, fight, fight for the finish ♪ ♪ We're... all for you ♪ (Big Mouth yells) Wha--? Touchdown! ♪ Fight, fight, fight for the finish ♪ ♪ We're all for you ♪ ♪ So fight, fight, fight for the finish ♪ ♪ We're... all for you ♪♪ Get back here! That's a five-yard penalty... - ...for excessive demonstration! - I'm sorry, reptile ref. This game's over. Dome Heads seven. The Koopa Carcass Crunchers, a big fat zero! (both gasp) Oops, I guess we shouldn't have counted our eggs before they hatched! Good work, team! But how'd you find us? Track 'em Koopa lingo footprints. I'll leave footprints, all right. On their faces. Charge! - (cackling) - Ooka ooka, block! - Ah... - Teamwork. All right, we're gonna use teamwork to figure out what happened to Luigi. Now spread out in a line. Go ahead. Now we walk forward and look for clues. But we have to work as a team. So keep your positions. Walka anga, straight line. No swerving. - Ooga zappa wanda! - That must be it. Yoshi, let's have that egg. I mean, Luigi. Fumbula! Get football! - Uh... did I catch the ball? - What do you mean, catch the ball? You were the ball!