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Cave Johnson here.
Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product:
Hello! Hello!
The turret.
How do we get so many bullet in 'em?
Like this.
Plus, we fire the whole bullet.
That's 65% more bullet per bullet.
This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades
Heh heh heh.
Scared the hell out of 'em.
They come in hundreds of designer colors, including...
Forest.
Desert.
I'm different.
Table.
Ehm. An evening at the improv...
What idiot pick these?--
Then we box'em up and ship 'em straight to YOUR DOORSTEP!
So you can protect the things that matter most.
Goodnight.
Just try and get close at that baby.
Heh!
Your funeral.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.