G - Male

Here at Google, we consistently seek out new ways to improve your quality of life. We try to find solutions to problems you didn't even know you had. We delved deep into your personal life, and found that something was missing. Introducing G-Male. Yes, we've created the perfect male. Of course I'll go with you to the baby shower, but don't forget, we also have your sister's birthday dinner that night. I would've totally forgotten about that. Thanks, G-Male. Of course. The last time you made a sandwich, I noticed you used mustard. Thanks, G-Male. Hey, have you seen my keys? Found them! Found it! Aqui está! - Hey! Come on in! - Welcome! - Thanks! - Come meet everyone. I think you are gonna fit in right here. And then he told me if I bought them today, I'd get the second pair half off. So that's how I wound up with the blue shoes. Based on my active listening, and picking up your keywords, I understand that daffodils are your favorite flower, you have a strained relationship with your mother, and blue is your favorite color. You're a really good listener! Here at Google, we're really good listeners. No, Mom, I told you, that stuff takes like 7 days to work, I really... Sorry, couldn't help but eavesdrop. Monistat 3 is on sale at CVS for $3. Here's a coupon. Thanks... Your mom's gonna love those pictures. You should probably also include Great Aunt Janine. Yeah...I didn't know you knew Great Aunt Janine. Her birthday's March 14th! How are things with G-Male? Yeah, how are things with G-Male? Oh...hey! Um, how'd you find me? Well, this is one of your last five destinations! Oh, okay... You're gonna make your goal weight! If that was Porscha, I think it's a right. No, it's left. Are you sure? Because according to the map... Please, what's this from? 2010? That's the house, right? Yes, but how...? That's street view. And after the gym, I went to happy hour with Steph and uh, yeah. That's how my day was. Based on your keywords, I've determined you're having an affair with Sam. What? Where'd you get that idea? I'm a REALLY good listener. Google is taking the guesswork and confusion out of what you need in a relationship. Because how can we give you everything you need if we don't listen to everything you say?