Ember Echo's Variety Night Sketch

(We're Ember Echo.) (Our characters are James Bond, Wolverine and David) So we're beginning right now. Long time ago, Before Christ David beats Goliath. BUT, today there is an exception. ALL men fear Wolverine. because of his piercing claws. *evil laughs* What can you do to me? Look at my claws. Who are those who can beat this? And James Bond and his accomplices You cannot do anything to me! OH MY GOSH! *surprise cue* Why you so cute?? Oh, makan later right? Sure ah? And there was James Bond. - James Bond! - But I don't like chicken rice lah. Umm. Yeah.. Errr - James Bond! OI! - I haven't had chicken burger yet. Hey! You guys better...! Hey, I'll catch you later? Alright man, I'll see you later man. Hey, cannot kill that guy lah. - Huh? - Cannot kill that guy lah. Neh, that guy with the long fingernails? Cannot kill him lah. *turns around* WOAH! YOU! You're that guy, I forget that guy lah.. Saw him in the newspaper. Oh! You're that guy in the comic book right? You're, you're.. Can somebody give me a fight here?? Oh. So you're Wolverine right? So how are you? Hey, don't touch me. - So what's up with him? - I need somebody to give me a fight. Hey! You, you, you back there! I need somebody to give me a fight. You mean like this? *fires a bazooka* Have you tried swinging it at him? Oh, let's try it. No. No. We bring it here. But we cannot kill him lah. Seriously So.. Didn't your mama teach you to cut your fingernails? Hey, hey! Can you see it? This boy is slow in his mind right? I need a fight! I need a fight!! Why you wanna fight lah? If you win, you make me as your slave. If I win, you are my slave. You're sure you wanna do this? Yer'right. you ready? Okay, now I'm gonna kill you, if I win. Now. Make it your... You talk so much! I need to kill somebody right now! I gotta kill you, in the name of the Lord. Talk to the hand! MY CLAWS! Talk to the claws. Seriously, now I've got you red.. Wah smelly lah. *surprise cue* You smell! - Put down your armpit! - You stink man! Are you trying to say something so fast? Right. In the name of the Lord *pulls the trigger* Shoot. Okay, no bullets. Eh, his head. You forgot his head. Oh! His head. *slices head off* Alright. Got his head. Okay. THE END.