Audiobook - Just a guy - Notes from a blue collar life by bill engvall , alan eisenstock

force actually believe my attention to the world came on like a hurricane my father was a medical student at the time do it is internship in the hospital in galveston we lived nearby in la marque texas a tiny town known primarily for dust i don't recall much else about lamar because dad move maman made baltimore shortly after i was born by then he'd finished medical school and gone into the government health service my dad got a striking figure doctor in a uniform a couple of old pictures i found chile i'm holdin me a druggie butter ball shirtless grand unlike the gerber baby while bad smiling widely in his navy uniform instead of a cluster of medals on his pocket he wears a large clobbered rad milken drool stained his smile said he didn't mind in baltimore we lived in government housing a line of brownstone or row houses all of which were identical the government pay our rent so you know this was the cheapest housing they could find of course today that neighborhood is gender five nos brownsville is probably go for a busily in a piece that day were look if you could tell what else was yours something i could do with these even though i couldn't read yet up the my grandfather found amazing i love my grandparents visited baseball me like crazy well my sister janet came along they visited even more and paid as much attention to me as to her can't blame on there were too much if you do with our she was just a howling baby with no personality just a lot of them and at least i had a sense of humor early on by age to i started showing signs at any given moment i would always go for the joke my grandfather's floor this story is true but i don't remember it i'll take your word because it sounds like me it was a sunny afternoon and grandad had taken me for a walk he was told me and we were strolling down the street outside our row house he stopped to talk to one of our neighbors are very proper well-dressed woman around his age he started patting me gently on the back is a talk all of a sudden are let out some very loud gas what i learned a referred to when i had kids as a but burpee grandpa law now i said and i grabbed his face and shook my head he broke up the woman didn't either she thought he was a corporate or didn't think it was funny for me to blame my grandfather because she just dorm dot some people just don't appreciate a good far joke i was never a wild or crazy kid but for some reason i seem to spend an enormous amount of time in the emergency room some people might say that i was accident prone others that i was just a typical boy a few people