Roommates Confess Long - Held secrets
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- ***'s about to get so real and I'm so nervous.
(upbeat music)
- We have been roomates for going on a year.
_We've been friends for about three years,
but roomates for three months.
- As roomates, we are interesting.
- I think well-managed.
- The beauty of living with a male roomate
and being gay, there's a lot of common ground.
- Narlyia always leaves the light on.
She can be dead asleep.
The light is on.
The light is always on.
- You do have a lot of naked lady posters
on your wall.
- They're not naked and I got them just for you.
(upbeat music)
- So Narlyia.
(laughs)
There was one time where you allowed me
to borrow your clutch.
When I went to borrow your clutch,
I also borrowed the green letterman jacket.
I totally lost that jacket.
- While you left to go visit Phoenix
that one weekend, me and Jenny just talked
mad *** about that orchid that we used
to have on the table.
- You've been seeing me look all over the place
for that jacket.
- The thing is, I looked, too.
I called back at the house party.
- We honestly wanted to go in and plant it
in the dumpster or something and see if it would
grow more crappy, fake orchids.
- Oh my God, okay.
So my boyfriend gave me that jacket in high school.
It was a bad relationship, but still.
You know, it kept me warm.
I'm anemic.
- You guys suck.
I love that orchid.
- It doesn't get any sunlight where it's at on the table.
- It's fake.
- The one time you let me drive your car,
- Girl. Dont, not my car.
- You love to sit on the couch in the living room.
The couch that you sit on, if you look closely
you will see that there is a big stain on it.
- Unfortunately, I kinda scraped the back of the car.
I went to CVS and got some silver paint,
the little silver marker sharpie, and I kinda colored
in the lines.
- That is so ghetto.
That is so ratchet.
- So you would never know.
- When I was dating a girl once in the college,
we got intimate on the couch.
She was a squirter and she squirted allover the couch.
(laughs)
- But see, you know, you didn't have to pay a deductible.
You didn't have to file a claim.
Your best friend took care of that.
- With a sharpie.
- With a sharpie.
- And you can only see it if you look really, really,
really close.
- Like when I'm laying on the couch and maybe --
- Yeah.
- -- rubbing my face on it.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- You just can't have access to my closet anymore.
I don't trust that.
- See, that's what I was afraid of, too
because I just still need to borrow stuff.
- Well, trust that part.
- This has not driven a wedge.
I'm not afraid to go home after work, today.
- We can easily go about and grab a beer.
- Roomies for life.
- We can communicate now.
(laughs)
- Well, you know, ignorance is bliss, right?
(upbeat music)
- It's here.
It's here.
- [All] It's here!
It's here.
It's here.
- Get it.
- Get it.
- Get it.
- There.
- I think they got it.
Get it.
- Yeah.
- You get it.
- It's here.
