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Welcome back everyone to Most Amazing Top 10 - my name is Danny Burke and this is Top
10 iPhone Xs Apps You Shouldn't Download.
These are some of the most pointless, ridiculous or just weird apps that you shouldnt waste
storage space with if youre getting the new iPhone Xs.
Don't take my word for it though - let the apps speak for themselves …
Starting off at number 10 now we have iFrenchKiss[a].
Have you ever wondered if youre a good kisser?
Well did you know theres an app that can tell you how good you are? Theres really not but
there is one that claims to be able to do this - iFrenchKiss.
The app says it scores your kissing skills based on your actual technique.
They state that their original proprietary kissing analysis engine can determine whether
or not youre a good kisser.
Yes, you heard that right - a kissing analysis engine - whatever that is.
You actually have to kiss your phone - they insist that this is not just a random mood
sense app that gives random results.
However, the reviews are not that great.
My favourite comes from Sky Burger who gave it a one star, saying -Horrible.
Im a great kiss and it sed the opesit- the opesit, opposite, you get the idea …
Moving on to number 9 we have Run Pee[b].
This app tells you the best time to run and pee during a movie.
This problem is solved by the fact that these days - you can pretty much pause anything.
In fact, the only thing you cant pause is a movie theatre and thats not a big deal.
Anyway, this app still provides a service for that.
They go through hundreds of movies and find 3-5 minute long scenes that don't have crucial
plot twists or important information and then set up alerts on your phone telling you when
to go to the toilet.
All you have to do is start the timer as the movie begins and let the app do the rest.
Next up at number at number 8 we have Cat Sounds and Tail Talk[c].
This app makes cat noises.
Thats it.
Its perhaps one of the most pointless apps ever - unless you play on tormenting your
own cat with it.
On the app store, the description for this app reads as follows.
-Your cat will love this app!
Drive your kitty wild with sounds that cats love like meows, birds, mouse, chipmunk, insects
and more!
Ever wonder what your cat is trying to tell you?
Hear what different cat meowing sounds mean and learn what your cat is telling you with
its tail!
Also see how the domestic cat meow stacks up with big cat ROARS!!!- … yes, thats right,
they also have big cats such as Bobcat, Cougar, Leopard, Lion, Snow Leopard and Tiger.
The cat meows come in angry, fearful, kitten, purring and trolling.
If youre done scary your cat with those then you can always reward them with some sounds
that cats love - the app also has the sound of birds, chickens, chipmunks, crickets, flies
and mice.
Theres also a cat translator that provides the meanings of different tail positions.
Here we have a review from Cal Picker that simply says - pretty lame.
Don't bother.
Thanks Cal.
Moving on to number 7 now we have Places Ive Pooped.
This video is getting slowly more ridiculous.
This one has a self explanatory name but its my job to explain.
Quite simply, every time you go for a number 2 in public, you can log (pardon the pun)
the location of it.
You can even see where other people have done their business in your area.
You can share the places youve left your mark, follow your friends and find out where theyve
done it and even get a notification when the drop a new - pin on the map.
Think about that - you get a notification for that.
Its a pretty insane app but at least its not as bad as the android version.
Ive heard that the android version includes the ability to add photos.
Lets not go any further there - in fact, lets just move right along on our list shall we?
Next up at number 6 we have 1 Million Dollars[d].
This is simply one of the most ridiculous apps Ive ever heard of - and I kind of it
love it.
Quite simply, this app lets you flick through a fake *** of 1 million dollars.
Thats it.
The description of this says it better than I ever could.
It reads -Do you also want to be rich like all those famous rappers?
Get one million dollars for iphone now!
The app contains exactly one million dollars, easily portable in your pocket.
Its safe, compact and impressive- I just love that description - theyre bragging about the
fact that an app is easily portable in your pocket - well yeah, its on your phone.
Heres a 4 star review from JJTeamK … -Ok so when I downloaded this game I was a little
skeptical to say the least, well thank goodness I did because let me tell you the game is
so crisp.
The graphics are superb especially ran on retina IOS tech.
Looks remarkable.
The replay value is insane.
Just made it to the million myself.
Can't wait to go for another playthrough.
If I had to get picky I would say that the fact that the serial numbers don't change
and as you approach the last few $100's the unending stack doesn't get smaller.
Stays the same and the screen locks at $1,000,000.
All in all I give this game 4 stars.
Outstanding work.
Can't wait for a sequel.- Amazing, I have nothing to add here.
Coming in at number 5 we have Hold The Button.[e] This isnt a particularly new app, its been
around for a whole but Im afraid to report that in all the years since its release - it
really hasnt improved much.
The app challenges you to hold a button down - and thats it.
It also shows you your last score, your personal best and where you fit in on the rankings.
Yes - there are rankings for this game.
Apparently 250,000 people have already played this.
Im not even gonna think about how insane the record is for this.
My favorite review for this app gave it 2 stars with the title -A good idea at first
…- I think that just about sums it up.
Moving on to number 4 now we have Zips Lite.[f] This strange app simply lets you zip things
up.
Apparently someone saw a market for people who love zipping things and thought hey - why
don't I make an app where people can just zip things up and down, all day, forever.
The description for the app reads -Zippers are ingenious; primal and modern at the same
time.
The simple, alligator-like design is classic and risqué (if not adjusted properly).
Yet the mechanical, slick closure gives the instrument a more modern appeal.
Sexy, suggestive, and seductive – take this zipper wherever you go.
What’s behind your zipper?
You decide.
So be a smarty pants and Stay Fly with this application.- … apparently you can even
customize the underwear that you see once you have unzipped.
The main complaint people have with this though, apart from it being kinda pointless, is that
it just takes too long to open - perhaps they need a zip …
Coming in at number 3 we have Sim Stapler.
In some ways, this is just like our previous number on the list - some people like the
satisfying feeling of punching a stapler down.
So - they made an app for it.
SimStapler simulates pressing a stapler with your finger whenever you tap the window - it
even keeps track of how many staples you use.
One reviewer claims its -the best stapler simulation youll probably ever play- … thats
not very high praise considering its competing with, you guessed it - other stapler simulation
games.
I also love the way they said probably - there may be a better stapler sim out there guys,
keep your eyes peeled …
Next up at number 2 we have Is It Dark Outside?[g] Have you ever wanted to know if its dark outside.
You could just look through a window or use your knowledge of how seasons work or maybe
just wait and find out - OR - you could get this app.
Based on your current location and time zone, this app determines if it is dark outside
or not.
One of the reviews for this simply says -way cheaper than buying a window- … I cant argue
with that - but does it make it a good app?
Probably not.
And finally at number 1 we have Taxi Hold’em.
This app is supposed to make it easier to flag down a taxi.
When youre standing on the street, you hold your phone out and it flashes the word taxi
on the screen.
As soon as it was announced - many people pointed out that in reality, this app isnt
really needed.
9 times out of 10, sticking your arm out is enough for any taxi drivers to see - theyre
very good at spotting you too, its kind of their job.
Sticking your phone out in a busy street is probably not going to change much.
With the rise of lift sharing companies, I don't think taxis are too fond of apps anyway
...
So what did you think of those?
Im not gonna lie, some of those actually looked quite fun.
Maybe thats their business plan.
Maybe Ive just been free advertising for them.
Oh God what have I don't … thanks for watching as always guys, my name is Danny Burke and
Ill see you all in the next video ...