Spicy Bolkestein Times Part 94

Episode translated. Thanks to Rodrigo! - Everything Laura doesn't like, I like. Yeah I'll do it! - Really? Oh Guray, then you'll get a big sloppy kiss from me! No? I'll do my happy dance, hold on. Thanks for the umbrella. Only I can't get it to open. - Inger, I've had enough! Open the door! - No, no!! You can't homosexualize him! Homosexualize? You have a hot guy there! I knew it! I knew there was a hot guest character coming and every hot guest character is for Tosh, ladies and gents! - Open it dear, he's mine. - TOOOOOSSHHHH- Ingeeeeer - I'll wait here till you come out with the hot guy! He's mine! - Then you'll be waiting a long time! It's alright, I have food here. Get to know him, no way. He'll stay straight until Tosh sees him I wanna kiss him. My gut tells me I must kiss, dear. It's as if I'm laying next to Brad Pitt, because his scent makes me hot. Yeah he knows the name, knows the game. He plays along, he plays along. Licks and strokes me. 10 minutes or 1 hour, dear see it as a cure for our adventure. Get to know him, no way. He'll stay straight until Tosh sees him He's not gay, no not yet. He'll stay straight until Tosh sees him I play dirty, I play dirty. Sometimes I cheat, sometimes I'm fast and win the game. The dirty game. I'm on a mission and Inger might as well give up, yeah! He likes men too, he's flexible I know I'm bad, I am bad. He plays along, he plays along. Lick me and stroke me, 10 minutes or 1 hour Dear, just see it as a cure for our adventure Get to know him, no way. He'll stay straight until Tosh sees him He's not gay, no not yet. He'll stay straight until Tosh sees him I play dirty, I play dirty. Sometimes I cheat, sometimes I'm fast and win the game. The dirty game. Damn it! - Are you ok? I thought I'd bring you a drink. - Ouch that was a hard hit! - Oh my lucky mug. That makes everything better again. - It's just nice that you come and visit now and then. You're so busy in the garage. I put together a gorgeous bed, all by myself. All the carpentry on my own. And I thought: that would be nice for Ricardo, because he would come stay with me. - But that *** left me hanging! - Maybe he didn't do it on purpose. Maybe he's tied up. Yeah look. I have that bed now, but nobody to share it with. I am totally alone here at home, and I hate that. At Bolke Open Air I thought: Someone has to come home with me, someone who can take care of my new clogs when I'm not here and to pour coffee in my lucky mug. I don't know who. - Why are you looking at me? Jeroen? - Well I think you could come stay here also. - I don't know about that.. Living together? That's really big! - But isn't it a beautiful solution? Then you're free of Laura. Living together? I need to think about it... Living together! I don't know!! I think Tosh left! Tasty uh, dear? Let me in the bathroom, dear! Wait dear! Now I can see it! So Kev! We're going on our honeymoon, finally! First I'll have this delicious drink that my boyfriend gave me. - Wait till Laura finds out! - Dave I need to talk to you before you go on your honeymoon! - You need to do me a favor. You have a friend that works at Bi-Mobile, right? - An online friend, yeah. Can you ask him if he can trace this number? I need his address! - But Michel just arranged my honeymoon, I need to go! - Fast, It's an emergency! It's super important! Please? - Is it a case of life or death? - I'll explain everything! Come on! Just do it! Kev, have my drink then. Disaster also! Why does mama Shranam live so deep in the woods anyway? Tosh! Tosh! Pick up also! It's a disaster! Something will happen! Tosh pick up! Oh, he's not picking up! I got voicemail! Disaster, I have to run! Just watch what I'm going to do! Dirty! Whipped cream all over! If Tosh sees you! It's horrible! Then he'll make you *** and gay! Nooo! - I have here a screwdriver and I can open the door with it! - Tosh! Please! There's nobody here! Tosh? I don't get it! With the screwdriver he should have gotten in. What happened? NS also all the time also! I'm sorry, you need to leave! Another time! - Get out! Next time at your place! - Women! I don't get them! - Meine gute also! Inger also! - It's so awful! Stefan, what are you doing here? - I don't know! - Inger, where is Tosh also? - It doesn't matter! What are you doing here? - I had a premonition over Tosh! - Jeroen & Sander? - Live together? I don't know! - Tosh turns the lock open - I have a screwdriver here. But then... - Tosh is missing and in danger? - I had a premonition, over Tosh also!