K - Town s1, ep. 6 of 10 - The bachelor party from hell

MUSIC/NAT SOUND SCARLET: Who's ugly? Who the [BLEEP] is ugly, ***? I'm ugly? JOWE: Hey you're in the wrong club. STEVE: Wait, wait, wait, wait. SCARLET: You want to start with me. You want to start *** with me? YOUNG: I have never seen Scarlet that angry before in my life. The whole time in my right ear it's like oh [BLEEP] this man. [BLEEP] you. YOUNG: Yeah, you [BLEEP]ing *** bag. You [BLEEP]ing -- SCARLET: Shut the [BLEEP] up. SCARLET: Get out of my way. You can suck my *** ***. MUSIC UP SCARLET: My *** is bigger than yours you [BLEEP]ing ***. JOWE: Hey go to Chinatown. Shut the [BLEEP]up. STEVE: Jowe, stop. JOWE: Knowing that Violet was there, you know, it kind of helped me keep my composure. Cause she came up to me and she like hey it's not worth it. She's not worth your time. She's just drunk and you’re drunk. JOWE: We're all just trying to have a good time. And you know, just hearing that from someone that actually truly cares actually really did calm me down. SCARLET: I hate that mother[BLEEP]er. Don't make me sit down. Do not make me sit down. [BLEEP] Jowe. [BLEEP] Jowe. JOE: I know, I know, I know. SCARLET: Can I go pee? JOE: Yeah you can go pee. SCARLET: Is that okay? Oppa can I go pee? JOE: Yeah you can go pee but wait, wait, wait. Just, just sit for a second. STEVE: Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet. Think about Young for a second. It's his party. This is a bachelor party. Look at him, man. SCARLET: He's chilling. He's fine. STEVE: No he's not. YOUNG: What the hell is going on right now? There was no such thing as promoting Belasco. I don't even think we talked about Belasco. I never even saw fliers there. YOUNG: There was no bachelor party. I mean who brings girls to bachelor parties? Four girls, four guys that ain't no bachelor party. These guys forced me to drink which I had no idea, had no intention to even drink. STEVE & JOE: Ahhh. YOUNG: And the whole thing in my mind I'm just thinking like okay I have an audition the next day, tomorrow. Uh. JASMINE: So Joe Cha saw us fighting and bickering. And so of course being the oppa that he is, the older brother he wanted to call everyone into a room JASMINE: so we can talk it out and make peace. Whatever. JOWE: Hey look I don't go around and say how I represent LA. SCARLET: Yeah you do. JOWE: That's childish. That's childish. JASMINE: You are representing Korea Town when you call yourself the Korean Town prince. JOWE: Do I go around and say hey everybody look I'm the prince of K-town? Do I ever say that? SCARLET: You say that *** on Facebook all the time. JASMINE: You claim it all the time. JOWE: Obviously you guys don't know. So you guys are prejudging. So let me put it down straight -- SCARLET: Oh my God. Oh my God. We don't know ***. JOE: Hey, hey, hey. We're not making the situation -- hey, hey. Jowe. We're not making the situation any better. JASMINE: Violet told us that your *** was small. Violet told us. Violet told us that your *** was small. JOWE: Hey you know what's funny? Hey you know what's funny? I show *** my to Young -- I, I show my *** to Young and Joe today. What'd you guys say? JOE: Jowe's ***, I don't want to talk about it. JOWE: What's the first thing that Young said to me today? SCARLET: Oh my God it's small as [BLEEP]? JOWE: No, seriously help. This is my [BLEEP]ing brother. SCARLET: Oh my God. It's that a lipstick? Is that a Chihuahua's ***? JOWE: This is my brother. And he will never lie about what I say. No, no what did Young say as soon as I showed him my ***? What's the first [BLEEP]ing thing he said? YOUNG: Why the [BLEEP] is Jowe Kyu keep showing me his ***? JOE: You guys are going back and forth, back and forth. Come on now. No. SCARLET: He's just tool bag. JOE: Hey let, let -- SCARLET: Unless you point a *** at his *** then he'll be like oh -- JOWE: Hey, ni how sha nugga nugga sha. Okay. Shut the [BLEEP] up. Now you sound stupid. SCARLET: Take that mother[BLEEP]er. SCARLET: Suck my ***, ***. It's not water. It’s Coke. Have fun ***. JOWE: I take shower in water. SCARLET: Have fun. JOWE: That's why you're walking away cause you're stupid. SCARLET: [BLEEP]ing talk ***? Want to talk ***? Talk *** all day ***. Want to talk ***? Suck it. Suck it. SCARLET: What you gonna do? You ain't gonna do ***. Exactly mother[BLEEP]er. Suck it. JOWE: Water, water. SCARLET: I seriously hate that mother[BLEEP]er. Like talking to you makes me want to through another drink in his face right now, seriously. SCARLET: Where the [BLEEP] is Jowe? MUSIC UP SCARLET: I'm so hung over. JASMINE: I thought we were going to get Korean Barbeque. JASMINE: Uh, I want to make you the magic potion. I swear. My hangover kit is more like a survival kit. SCARLET: So you're gonna make this go away? JASMINE: Everything go away. It's going to cure every. Pepto. You get the regular one. I'll get the max. Tiger balm heals anything and everything. SCARLET: Really? SCARLET: It works? SCARLET: When I go to get a Thai Massage they're like you want Tiger balm? Tiger balm good for you. JASMINE: Tiger balm and Thai is not the same thing. Oh look at this one. You could like spank somebody with this. SCARLET: Yeah, you would like that. JASMINE: I think you need a loaf of bed-, of bread. I get one. You get one. Trust me this is gonna work. Trust me. JASMINE: Ah, you know what's bomb? The polls. SCARLET: That's a lot. No you carry that ***. JASMINE: Why? SCARLET: Cause it's heavy. JASMINE: I'm hung over. SCARLET: Me too. You carry it. Rock paper scissors. [BLEEP]. Dammit. JASMINE: Take this. I can't even walk right now. SCARLET: I think you need some pads, dude. Are you getting your rag soon? SCARLET: I got my rag last night girl. We're on the same cycle we hang out so much together. Want me to get you some pads? JASMINE: No not me, not yet. Not yet, not yet. SCARLET: Want some *** pads? JASMINE: My friend when she was in Korea, she was telling me that there's this, there's this like hangover juice. JASMINE: She takes me to a Korean market and she forgets the name of it. But, she remembers this picture of this man. JASMINE: It's like this little can and there's a picture of a man. JASMINE: Like a picture. JASMINE: And so, in Korea this dude is called "ahjussi". So we just started calling 'ahjussi" juice. SCARLET: What is that? The man is called -- JASMINE: It's like man, mister. Oh it's right here, it's right here. I see it. SCARLET: You found it. SCARLET: Licorice, rice roots. JASMINE: Ahjussi juice. JASMINE: Found it. JASMINE: But you can only find this in a Korean market. I swear. SCARLET: Let me look at the ingredients. JASMINE: Read it. JASMINE: Licorice? SCARLET: That's rice dude, R-I-C-E. JASMINE: It's riss. SCARLET: Whatever. Licorice roots. JASMINE: Get one. I'm gonna get like five. SCARLETT: Why five? JASMINE: It's bomb. MUSIC/NAT SOUND JASMINE: We decided to spend our Friday helping Joe promote for his Belasco party. JASMINE: All right. Let's flood this car. So he has to go to the trouble -- SCARLET: Why are we doing this. Dude it's hot. Let's go. VIOLET: I'm so over this. SCARLET: I'm over it. JASMINE: I'm having fun. I'm actually having fun? SCARLET: Let's just say we did it but not really. VIOLET: We're so done. SCARLET: Yeah. VIOLET: Wait. Don’t toss it. Okay, ready. You’re gonna fan it out. SCARLET: Make it rain. Oh yeah. Oh ***. [LAUGHTER] MUSIC UP CAMMY: Scarlet had Korean barbeque before but this place actually had some special things she never tried. MUSIC/NAT SOUND VIOLET: The food's coming. The food's coming. CAMMY: We have a variety of like intestines beef and pork coming. SCARLET: What? You're gonna tell me which ones intestines, right? SCARLET: Because I'm not going to eat that. For sure. CAMMY: You have to try it though. JASMINE: Yeah try it. It's really good. CAMMY: You have to try it. It's chewy. At first it's weird. But then when you actually eat it -- SCARLET: No, dude. Poo lived in there. JASMINE: That was its home. The poo that was its home. CAMMY: They take it out. SCARLET: I don't know that. SCARLET: No. JASMINE: Do like a tiny, tiny piece. CAMMY: And then there’s beef tongue coming out, too. SCARLET: Okay, I can, I'm down with tongue. Tongue is cool. VIOLET: Here let me fill your glass. SCARLET: I’m gonna go like this right? VIOLET: Yeah, do two hands because usually like -- JASMINE: You have to stand up and bow. I'm just kidding. VIOLET: If you were elders you'd do two hands and ladies usually drink like -- and you never pour yourself a shot. SCARLET: Oh, I pour other people first. Pour like the oldest person first. Okay. JASMINE: Oh my gosh. CHEERS GROUP: Cheers. JASMINE: You have to turn to the side. SCARLET: But I'm not a lady so it's okay. MUSIC/NAT SOUND YOUNG: ***. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Hi this is Young Lee I have a 10am audition today. Uh, I'm running a little late but I'll be there in thirty minutes. SCARLET: This is a lot. VIOLET: Yeah. It's so good though. CAMMY: I have to cut it up because it's just better to eat, you know. It's easier to eat and stuff. SCARLET: Oh, so it doesn't get stuck in your braces? CAMMY: Yes. [LAUGHTER] SCARLETT: Oh it’s gonna [OVERLAPPED] VIOLET: Have you ever had the live octopus? SCARLET: It's moving. Ahhh. [LAUGHTER] Holy ***. CAMMY: We have restaurants here where everything's alive. VIOLET: So which one is which? CAMMY: This is te-chung. The bigger one. And kup-chung is the smaller one. SCARLET: That looks weird. Oh by the way I threw a drink at Jowe last night. JASMINE: Oh yeah. You did. SCARLET: I almost forgot. VIOLET: How'd he react? SCARLET: Like a punk ***. VIOLET: I wish I was there. [OVERLAPPED] SCARLET: I like got out I'm like what are you gonna do. You want to hit me? You want to [BLEEP]ing hit me. You ain't gonna do ***. JASMINE: The things he was firing back with was, it was like irrelevant. He was just saying I have a degree. And I was like I have the same degree. JASMINE: I have a four year college degree. I got a BA. I'm like -- SCARLET: Wait, literally -- I don't know he was just saying -- VIOLET: Who says he -- VIOLET: He doesn't have a BA. JASMINE: He doesn't? Wow. That's what he said. CAMMY: What? VIOLET: When I first met him he lied to me. He was like oh yeah, I go to USC dental school. That's, that's the only reason why I gave him my number. VIOLET: Later I find out he's not in USC. He's not in dental school. That's something that his parents wanted him to do. SCARLET: Why are you still friends with Jowe? He's a ***. Like we always -- she doesn't like him. I don't like him. VIOLET: I don't know, like I can't help but still have a soft spot for him. JASMINE: Well obviously you know him the best out of everybody. Are you surprised with all the things that you hear? VIOLET: I am because he's, he has a good heart. He's, he's sheltered. Like I was that way too when I was younger, you know, but it's the way we were brought up. VIOLET: You know, like I never really had to work. He never really had to work. So, he's still a kid. Like he has, he has, he's not really that mature. So, there's really nothing we can do. JASMINE: Must be nice. He don’t have to work or do anything all his life. SCARLET: Violet is dumb for dating for him. But just at the same time I feel like Violet's maturity is like here. SCARLET: Like I'm right here and Violet's like she's like really immature. And Jowe's like right there with her. So, they totally deserve each other. SCARLET: Like they don't really know what it's like to kind of grow up with a lot stuff and having to like fend for yourself. JOE: So to make a party successful you have to promote. I mean not only do you have your Twitter and you have your Facebook. JOE: You have to actually go out with the fliers and actually pass them out to people's hands and talk about the party. And so, I get everyone out in K-Town to go pass out fliers. JOE: Hey, be sure we get these fliers out to everyone that walks by. JOE: The party's tomorrow. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. SCARLET: Hello. Oh here you go. There's a party for tomorrow at the Belasco. JOE: Come okay. JOE: Scarlet, come here, come here. SCARLET: What's up? Yeah, yeah. Here you go. There's a party tomorrow. JOE: They're such kids, come on. That's gonna *** them off. They're not gonna come. Come on. JOE: I'm taking this really seriously. And everyone's [BLEEP]ing up. And they're just throwing it on the streets on random cars and piling it. JOE: I mean the thing is I paid money for those fliers and I need for them to not act like kids and to do some work. JOE: Just like this, just like this. Don't do that. I hate that. JASMINE: Who'd want to go to a club if we're all so serious? JOE: Guys. Let's not mess around. JASMINE: Come out to a club. You have to because Joe Cha told me to give you a flyer. JOE: This is money. Pick it up. STEVE: Okay all right. Okay, okay, all right. JOE: It really got me pissed off. Hey let's walk over this -- Steve. STEVE: What man? JOE: Don't mess the flyers up like that. STEVE: What do you mean? STEVE: So I’m trying to enjoy myself with Joe, he's yelling at me the whole [BLEEP]ing time, dude. All I hear is Joe. Steve, Steve, Steve. JOE: Steve. Steve, Steve. Steve: Shut the [BLEEP] up. JOE: Steve what are you doing? STEVE: He doesn't have a [BLEEP]ing funny bone in his *** body. JOE: Don’t' fly, hey. Don't mess the flyers, don't hold the flyers like that. We still have to get Chapman. Come on let's go. STEVE: I have never seen Joe make a joke. Okay. That's my dying wish. STEVE: Before he dies say a joke to me and I, I'll let you go with a smile on my face. JOE: Hey, this is the last spot. So just -- STEVE: Okay, okay. Relax man. JOE: Last spot. Come to Belasco on Saturday. CAMMY: We were probably having too much fun but in the end we pulled it off and got the job down. WOMAN: Love you. JOWE: Come to Belasco this Saturday. It's going to be Kinjas and S2K. JOE: Kinjas and S2K they're two huge dance crews that performed on America's Best Dance Crew. And they're really respected in the dance community. SCARLET: Roll down your window. Roll it down. Roll it down. Roll it down. YOUNG: And if you dance like this, like this. SCARLET: There's a party tomorrow at Belasco and we'd love for you guys to come. JOE: Scarlett do your work okay. MUSIC/NAT SOUND JOE: Hey thanks guys. Thanks guys. Thank you. Thank you. JOE: Hey tomorrow let's get a lot a rest. I need your names tomorrow. The guest list, okay. Any tables that you have let me know. SCARLET: What if we don’t have any friends? JOWE: I've heard all the girls names that I've met tonight, yo. JOE: You, you bring all the girls. You bring all the girls. You bring all the girls. K? JOE: It's done. YOUNG: All right. So did we do a good job? JOE: You did a good job. Yeah. STEVE: Why the long face, man? Why you depressed dude? Come on bro. JOE: That audition, how'd it go? STEVE: How was it? How was it bro? Wasn't that good? I'm sure you did well man. You always do well bro. Not to worry about. YOUNG: Well honestly like I didn't go. JOE: You didn't go? YOUNG: I was late. JOE: You were late? So they didn't make you go at all? STEVE: Wait you missed the entire audition? Are you kidding me man? YOUNG: And you know what, this is why I said that I didn't want to go out yesterday. We made a deal. We said one hour. STEVE: Yeah, right. YOUNG: One hour. So I came out. And I thought we were gonna go promote. We were gonna do some stuff like this. And then you guys start, everyone starts fighting. STEVE: Dude, whatever happened yesterday man that, that was a little uncalled for man. I mean -- YOUNG: No I'm okay. I mean, I'm not -- okay I'm not here trying to like blame anybody or something. YOUNG: But at the same time it's just like this is why I came here. Right. Why I came here was a casting audition. SCARLET: It's Jowe's fault. JOWE: Sorry. YOUNG: No, I'm -- no. No. JOE: Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry man. I'm sorry. YOUNG: I'm not trying to blame anybody. JOE: Tomorrow, hey why don't you perform on stage? Just bring the people that, you know -- just perform on stage tomorrow. JOE: It'll be better. Thousands of people man. Hook it up dude. Do it tomorrow. Hey, serious. SCARLET: Oh, you'll be so cute. [OVERLAPPED] STEVE: We'll be all there to support you. And that's better, that's more important. I know you’re good. SCARLET: Let me see that MJ move that you do. STEVE: And do the snap. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] STEVE: You're smiling now man. SCARLET: Beat box and snap. Beat box. GROUP: Do it. Oh. [OVERLAPPED CONVERSATION] JOE: Hey but honestly Young, hey, hey. Just hit them up tomorrow, just hit them up tomorrow morning. YOUNG: Hey, okay let's just say this. All right, hey guys like I'm gonna say something like okay I'm not trying to blame whatever. YOUNG: What happened is I, I messed up. But, as long as, you know, we all cool and you know if, whatever -- JOE: I'll do that to. I want you to. Yeah. We'll make that happen. We'll make that happen. I'll make you a star. Make you shine. JOE: Alright we're good. We're good. No more sad face. No more sad face. YOUNG: Belasco. MAN: Next week on K-Town. JOE: Just a few hours before the club opened my stress level was freaking up to here. JOE: What's the [BLEEP] up with the questions? Shut up. STEVE: If it's not epic he's gonna lose his job. The pressure's [BLEEP]ing on right now. JOE: You guys see me stressed? I am [BLEEP]ing stressed? CAMMY: This has turned into a complete disaster. JOE: Leave. JOE: Get your *** and leave. SCARLET: [BLEEP] off. [END OF KT 106]