Appleton - Lyrics - T.j. Miller

Appleton Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees. North of Wisco, let's do this thing.. Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare When I tell 'em the dopest city in Wisconson they all stare Named after Samuel Appleton Founded two years after 1851 72'000 is the population Only .99% African American It's Green Bay (with class) Milwaukee (with no fat-***) Madison (that's a girl's name) I don't know any other cities (should've researched it) Hydroelectricity is what we're about You can find me chilling out at the Hearthstone House When the other cities step, you know they get served A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve (badgers!) Appleton Believe it Intersection of 41 and 10th You're at the capital of *** in (Wisonsin) Riding down that highway, 441 My sausage makes a Polish connection Smoke marijuana with mayor Hannigan We'll see crazy like that road wiper outside Anduzzi's Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan? (*** no) Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks Other cities can suck a big bag of dicks (except Denver) Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast, lunch and dinner Appleton I said FRV, Fox River Valley, *** I failed outta high school in Appleton East North, West Senior High School, and Fox Valley Lutheran High School It's like the worst of the four, or five Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it!