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- Hi. This is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien.
I'm here today with Seth Meyers. Hi Seth.
- It's good to be here.
- Thanks for coming.
I'll name a movie you've been in.
- Okay, great.
- And you give me,
- (laughs) (stammering)
I like knowing there won't be more than five of these.
- (laughs)
You give me, if you can remember it,
what you would say is your character's most
prominent line.
The big, give me your big line from,
or any line you remember.
Journey to the Center of the Earth.
- You can't go to the center of the earth Brendan Fraser.
- I Don't Know How She Does It.
- Oh, I Don't Know How She Does It.
Oh, I, remember a line. I Don't Know How She Does It.
- (laughs) The titular line.
- I did have the titular line in
I Don't Know How She Does It.
- That's right.
And then the forthcoming spoiler alert, New Year's Eve.
- Okay, this forthcoming New Year's Eve,
I think one of my lines is "Is it New Year's Eve?".
- (laughs) You got another one?
- Yes.
- This is called "Mikey thinks Stinky",
this is where I'm gonna say some things
that I think are stinky and if you agree,
you can scrunch your nose up and go "So stinky".
Mikey thinks stinky rotten food.
- So stinky.
- Mikey thinks stinky Michael Jackson's death.
- No, I'm alright.
- Mikey thinks stinky a toot.
- Oh, like gas?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean depending on it, but like yes,
so stinky.
- Yeah.
- Which of these adjectives applies to you.
- Okay.
- Yes or no.
- Passionate.
- Yes.
- Political.
- Yeah.
- Snuggly.
- Yeah.
- Aware of critics.
- Yeah.
- Do you?
- I think so.
I think SNL's one of those shows that like people,
kinda like just are mainstream critical of.
- Uh huh.
- Like, you'll sometimes like,
- They'll get to you.
- You'll like read a review in the Economist about like,
a book about the Titanic,
and somehow they'll zing SNL in it.
- (laughs)
- You're like, ah come on.
- How'd they find me here?
This is Closet Theater with Seth Meyers.
- Okay.
- This is,
I'm interviewing you
about recent muggings in your neighborhood,
I'm a news reporter.
And it's clear that you want
this interview to get auto-tuned,
cause you're saying a lot of quirky sayings
that could become the new boom goes the dynamite or,
- Gotcha.
- So, sir if I can,
there's been a number of muggings in this area recently.
How's the neighborhood reacting?
- People all getting mugged up in here.
People all getting mugged up in here.
- Do you feel like this neighborhood
is less safe than it was 10 years ago?
- (singing) Now is the moment when the muggers are coming.
Look out for the muggers, the muggers are coming.
- Well, I'm out of questions.
Thank you so much for coming into the closet.
I had a really good time.
- I did as well.
- I've got a ton of respect for you and big fan.
- Thank you.
- So it's fun to work with you.
- Okay.
Can I tell you how I like it?
- Yes.
- I want 'em right there.
- Uh huh.
- And I want us to not break eye contact.
- Okay.
(kiss sound)
- Can I tell you how I like it?
- (laughs) Yeah, how do you like it?
- I like it wet and sloppy and
all involving your tongue
and my top lip.
- Oh boy.
- Sucky huh?
- Yeah, it's so much suckier.
- (laughs) Oh boy.
- (stammering) I don't feel like I have to.
- Not my bottom lip.
- Stop doing that. Is that your sales pitch?
- There you go.
- No, I'm not gonna do that.
- Now you're good right?
- The shelf? You're gonna shelf your lip at me?
- Yeah, I'll just rest it on your tongue.
- The overpass? You call this the overpass.
- Give me your viaduct.
- Wait, I'll put, I'll rest my tongue on top of that.
- Okay.
(high intesity music)