Keila Y Keisy - La vaca

Presents Starring Directed by Cece Delgado Keila and Keisy: The Cow Meat... Meat, again... I remember, yesterday Keila made "Majadito" and there was more meat than rice The day before yesterday there were steaks bigger than my head And the day i decided to make my delicious "Plato Paceño" Keila said it was missing something so she gave it her touch more meat! What Aren't you going to eat you meat? No?, Keisy Try your meat You know what? I think my cooking is so great that i should be a chef Chef?! And we would have our own restaurant And we would prepare All kinds of dishes with delicious meat Cow meat... Sausages... Chicken... Rabbit... More sausages! Lamb... and their tiny hearts! Yeeeeeeeeees I hate when Keila acts this way every time she eats meat is the same ... Sometimes she doesn’t control herself truth be told... she is becoming more insane Now that we live near the slaughterhouse Things are getting very creepy What’s wrong Keisy Don't you want to eat? You'll get skinny like a bone And I’ll use you like a toothpick That’s not true! I'm not anorexic I want to eat just not meat Bah! meat is delicious That’s enough Keila! How can you eat like that, it’s disgusting! You know what? this meat is so tender and so fresh.. that I can swear it’s still moving! No! No! That meat is dead Dead! Bah! It isn't dead Dead Keila... The meat is dead They killed a poor animal to put it in out plates What happens if that animal is a cow? a cow mommy that had to take care of its little calf and now the little calf is alone asking itself where is its mommy and its mommy is no longer there because she is now in our plates in our plate! dead this meat... is very tender... I bet it’s the meat of the tiny calf!! the tiny calf?! yeeeeeeees poor thing! they killed you so young A *** without a guilty party an body without a burial a soul without a prayer If you aren’t eating that, give it to me No! I'll eat it It's sacrifice won’t be in vain but before... little calf... I thank you for generously donating your meat Oh, I see... In the name of the pepper sauce the garlic and cumin Aaaaamen Keila, give it to me! give!, what disrespect give it! Ok, there you go... Disgusting!! Keila, this is too much! now I smell like meat! I can't eat with you or talk to you! you crossed the line! I'm out! nobody treated me like this before Keila went over the line she doesn’t respect herself, or me not even the food! ♪ Lots of hunger, ..... lots ♪ ♪ Lots of meat, ..... lots ♪ What's wrong Keisy, I'm not done with you Shieeeeeeet!! You might be asking yourself Who am I? No... No... No... I'm the spirit of cows-past! Of all the cows that were sacrificed in that slaughterhouse And I've come with a thirst for vengeance Vengeance for all my brethren,... cows and oxen that suffered the injustice of being in YOUR food chain I also watch out for my brothers the sheep calfs puppys tiny dogs small cats little birds other sheep other calf other tiny cows other even smaller cats... all tiny cute animals Wh... Wh... What was that?! It’s good! I want more! I want muuuuuuuuuch more! It was meat!!! Cow's meat! Do you want more? Yes!, Yes! Give me more! Of course! There you go! Keila!, How?! Do you realize what you just did?! Cannibalism You just fed cow to a cow! You just corrupted the soul of this... this... this THING! C'mon Keisy! That only proves one thing If cows knew how they tasted when fried... They would eat each other to be delighted with their taste No! That only proves one thing That you are sick! And you too! That's it! *** this! That silly girl... So... What's wrong with her?