Sonic Shorts - Volume 4

look out Sonic that fish has a gun! wow cool, I never knew fish could hold guns! freeze suckers hands in the air nice and smooth ohh yeah what are we gonna do Sonic?! don't worry, I have a plan Sonic, what are you doing! cmon man you're invinsible! I'd do it for you but it'll still hurt me! thanks for understanding man w-what, I didn't agree hey Sonic guess who lost their virginity? uhh, you? you did! hmm you blue idiot! you ate all the eggs! yeah so what if I did? what are you gonna do break my arms? you really shouldn't give him ideas (mocks him) (screams) so you're supposed to be the fastest thing alive? what a joke (rap music plays) unlike Sonic I don't chuckle? what the f (screams) you just can't match the power-packed taste of Sunny D (music plays) uhh, are you okay? no you idiot! hey Sonic (farts) what? I'm okay (coughs) run! (music plays) (laughs) okay, who put springs in the middle of a damn forest? (laughs) there they are, fire! hmm I think we need to get outta here I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs so that when you feel sad, you can use them to feel better oh come on are you serious? I lost to this idiot? ahh I got rabies! get off our man, ***! I don't know what's creepier the fact that she made out wiht an animal or a corpse what the f are you saying! would you guys keep that down? I'm tryna sleep! whoa! badniks hey, settle down man! yeah man, just be cool no way! you guys were built to kill me not to mention you've got animal friends of mine inside you oh no man, that's not our thing anymore totally not our thing man no way things have changed since green hills, you know? we're like your, modern badniks yeah I mean we're not even bad now no we totally are not uh huh, sure what's that noise anyway? seriously I could hear it in my apartment oh you don't need to see that at all, that's just our uh what the?! what the heck is this?! you really shouldn't look at that looks can be deceiving you know? you've gotta be hey! what, what is it? you were going to zap me with that laser sting! what? no you've got it all wrong! like heck I have! I know a laser sting when I see it no way man that's his, pleasure light he was just shining it on you nicely you know? uh yeah my pleasure light, feel those waves of happiness man all right that's it! oh what'd you have to go and do that for man! not cool man, not cool