Californication S7E2 - English Transcript

1 Entertainment Karen, I came back for you. - Atticus fired me. - ***. He fired you too. Need to show Karen I am an adult with a job. - Must be Hank. - Henry James I. Moody Rick Rath. Call Me Rath. Do not need a pretentious *** belittling television. I'm trying to grow before it is too late. And it all starts with a job. Are you sure you can handle work? - Gotta get laid last night? - I do not wanna talk about it. - You're Hank Moody. - Who are you? It's the Levon. Is the kid who wants to interview you for the college newspaper. - Have children? - A daughter. - You ate my mother. - Really? Is not playing me? When did this happen? There are nine months before I was born. This. It's a purse. How did you know? Stop. It is for your things writer. I very rock and roll. Totally. And send a message to my colleagues , this guy explodes with women , but when he turns back to work. I thought so. Use it well in its first day. Surely, my love. Thank you. I'm proud of you. Because I have a job for ***? If I had known it was so easy fill you with pride, have tried a job at Starbucks long ago. - Barista. - Not only employment. I think you are ready to accept changes . The times are changing, like it or not. E changes are sexy. Do not tell. - Really? - I say. God. Who knew that having a job is an aphrodisiac. Okay. Before that become multiple orgasms in , for me, of course, need to tell you something. What? What now? Are you addicted to ***. Has horrible hemorrhoids. At this point, nothing would surprise me . Contact . What is it? - Nothing? - No. Not a spasm. Until sucked his *** for a moment. He ​​loves an *** joke. Think you might be psychological ? - I do not know. - I just know it was like suck a small skin full of hot dog. And the more he sucked, was lower. Seemed wrong. As if sucking a baby. A large bald baby and no job. Look at the four of us. Love is not too much? Season 7 Episode 02 - = Julia = - Caption: Billy and Nikolaos. [InSUBs] Quality is irreplaceable! As she accepted? I was about to tell her when you came and told about his ***. Right . Sorry. Okay. It was probably better. Because we definitely would have slept spectacularly , and for sure she'd be a *** when he found I allegedly I have a son with another woman. Jesus. Is not cool when you speak aloud. Why? Do you have a son, man. Someone to perpetuate the way Moody. - This is not amazing? - Actually, no. The kid is annoying. Very annoying. It should be your child, and not mine. The *** is trying to talk to me. Are you Levon, you are refused. - Who is the mother. - Julia. She wanted to be an actress. It was beautiful. We had a great inside and outside the room. Then I met and Karen got pregnant. And that's all I have to say . What are you doing here? I'm sure it arrives on time and sober hour. You will earn a weekly salary. I thought it was 10%. Businessman earn 15%. So you're my manager. What is the difference? - 5%. - This is pathetic, Charlie. Should maybe try to find other customers. This is the other reason I'm here . Okay. Let me look at you. Let me enjoy, big boy. So that has a dysfunctional ***? So what if your *** is a vestigial organ? - You're still a shark! - Let's do this! No. - Do not what? - It's my 1st day, not yours. I can not let you *** it up, but still love you. Ya. - Here it is. - Thank you. - Hank. - Terry. That handshake. Very firm. Ready to work. Welcome. - Hank. - Hugh. Want a cookie? - I think so. - Still have in the kitchen. Okay. When Rath gets angry, share mine with him. Not that you are attentive castorzinho. What's the deal Victor Victoria? - How so? - As well, Terry. What is her problem with genre? This. Course. Business is following Hi, Terry. Want a cookie? Are you in the kitchen. *** you and your cookies, Hugh! Get a life. Okay. I'm working on some ideas. See you in the boardroom, children. "***." It was funny. Terry, tell me a little about yourself. Is married? Do you have children? I'm in a relationship. They are my children. I see the resemblance. I refuse ***! - Hi, Dad. - You have to stop calling me. Why? - Because I'm working. - But you're my father. Do not know that for sure. Are you calling me a liar. Technically, no. You're an ***, you know? - Now it seems my son. - Want a ride? I can not. I'm working. - What? - A television show. Cool! What? - Santa Monica Cop. - It's like Beverly Hills Cop. No. If set in Santa Monica. - I go there? - No, I'm busy. - Get me a job there? - No. I barely have a job. Hi, folks. Rath was in a meeting. Are released until lunch. Cool. Want to come here? Sorry. Are hitting long? I was listening to music only hit once, and you appeared. The that makes me believe that you waited for me. Caught me. I was very anxious. Is for you. Good boy. Okay. Pronto. Belo place. Is a home. Your mother still delicious. People always say this, but not see it. Okay. Because she is his mother. I just commented to praise her beauty. 's Your thing. Do you have many photos of her mother. I do not think brings a lot of girls, right? Do not drink. What gives me great sadness. The photos are of my mother. She likes to have them here. You are an adult. You can do whatever you want. I think so, but I to respect her wishes. - It's my mother. - Sure. If you want to be eccentric. Has roommate? Levon , took my toothpaste? - What the ***! - I could not say better. Mom, Dad, do not be angry . If it's any consolation, I told the boy you still delicious. My God! - Lives with his mother. - Obviously. Could not have mentioned before? - Yet come? - No. So I did the right thing. She knows you did contact? - She did not know. - Holy Jesus Christ. Can you come here, Levon? I'm already going, mother. Stay. I'll be back. Eat appetizer, made for you. Do not go away. Again. - How to find it? - By internet. What the *** were you thinking? Dislikes when hiding things from me. - Hank, good to see you. - Julia, also. I'll call you. How so? Too much to handle, takes a while. I understand that. It is my right? - What? - He is my son? All I have is his word, and, no offense, he does not seem very reliable. - I'm here. - ***. - Still here. - Please leave. Can I stay a while, could talk. Or I can go. - Levon, always a pleasure. - Bye, Dad. Then we'll talk. What a beautiful sandwich, Hank. Ordered burger. It's what prompts this environment. Trashed on my request. gluten free, right? Stake my life on it. Was close some crustacean? Watched being done as you asked. Thank you. Do not wanna be Have we understand. Look at me, 'm allergic to everything. Maybe we should bring home tomorrow. Maybe a sandwich of peanut butter. I am very allergic to peanuts. - Of course it is. - I could die. Would be a shame. What the hell are you doing? Taking a picture of the burger. Why are you doing this? - I post on Instagram. - Sure. That makes sense. - It's a beautiful burger. -'s. "# Lunch". Absolutely. a wonderful burger. Let me get this straight. Not enough I have to see you chew with his mouth open, now I have to look you give one of photographer with your food? How about if I bring an African child staring at her you take pictures of your burger? Should be ashamed. I should spend less time sensualizando your food and spend more time working on a good idea. I gave you five stories this morning. And they are all bad. Do better. Stop Instagram and Twitter. I read them when I want to have an *** caused by anger. You are very quiet, Hank. What happened? Normally 'm very talkative, but I have a problem. - Tell us. - I prefer not to tell. Hank, this is what we do. Is a church. This is where we confess our darkest secrets , filmed and put on the screen. If you must know, recently discovered that I have a son a relationship that happened 20 years ago. What ***. Perfect. Makes sense. I have a lawyer. Are 20 years pension. Do not want to pay that. Okay, guys, we use it in the program? Perhaps Danko has a baby with a stranger. And the strange is a press last. - A retarded cousin. - Autistic Press last. Episode Title: "Owww, sensei!" - Danko Jones And if - You did not *** a woman? Calm down, Terry. True. Is the internet. That I was ***. It was all a misunderstanding. It can happen to anyone. Could have happened to me. - It was very delicious. - It is very lean. Do not want to share a room with a *** . What if I use a 'cage *** "? Is a device that holds the *** is flaccid while Danko could be in your own prison. How to feel trapped. Despite his anger, he's just a *** in a cage - Think *** funny? - I think horrible. Unless a woman raping a man . This is hilarious. - Rath, will allow this? - What? Why? For the first time in weeks I'm having fun. - Please continue. - Are you okay? It was not gluten free. Now we know it was not psychological. I just bought this ***! Holy ***. I've seen crime scene less disgusting than that. He ​​said he had no gluten Clean this ***! Disinfect the room. I meditate. We will meet again in a few hours. Anyone know of a bar here, I to meet someone? I'd love a drink now. Maybe a craft beer. Would be ideal. But Rath does not like leaving in working hours. But 'm free tomorrow night. What do you say? Come on. Thank you. Why did not you tell me? That's what I remember: were having fun around town, keeping it simple, until the phone stopped ringing. I called to see if he was alive, and you said you found someone special , someone could pass the rest of your life. I remember not feel offended , because we were not really together. When I discovered the pregnancy, saw no point in telling you. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. Do not feel, never expected anything from you. You are hilarious, like riding in a car with a dog who puts his head out. - What kind of dog? - Not the kind that house. Do not know if that race exists. I do not see a ring on your finger. Ever been married? Technically, no. How long have you lived here? Few months. When Levon was born, I stopped acting. I returned to New York, did dentistry. - Really? - Teeth fascinate me. Open. Been to a dentist recently? How about we get back to your story? Levon decided he wanted to be an actor, and it seemed a good time for a change of scenery. And here we are. And where are we going? Nowhere. Would love if you never saw him again. Levon is a strange boy. Do not know what you're talking about. He has expectations of you recover the lost time. I dread to tell you it is not that kind. How do you know what kind of guy I am now? I'm giving you a gift. I'm talking to can get away. I am asking kindly to leave us alone. Drinks are on me. Are you sure about this? I have. Stu always wore. Stu also has erectile dysfunction? Dear not. He ​​took for fun. Had sex for hours. His *** looked like a battering ram. Looked like it was made of liquid metal. Was the T-1000 of erections. Marcy, do not know how many times I can say that . But constantly remind *** of her ex-husband, not good for my psychological. Deer. - ***, it's Hank. - No. - Sorry, I have to meet. - Not! - What's up, buddy? - I need you to do a favor. 's Just talk. - You have to get rid of it. - What thing? Program. I can not do more. Hank is your first day. I know, but my personal life is sucks. I am a delicate flower. Think I have to go back there with those monkeys, is giving me a migraine. Back to where? Why is not there? - It's a long story. - Hank, get back there. Talk Rath. It's cool, go figure. I understand what you mean and I agree . But that's what you have. To have conversations do not want. For what is 5%. It's like watching a lesson. I tried, it's not for me. No damage. No, Hank, has damage! Why did you do this to me? I just take a ***! Good luck with that. I've made the decision. Make it happen. Hank! Hank, I'm glad you're here . This *** is blocking me. Get your hands off me! Get your hands off me! Calm down. - It is a bit retarded. - A little? ***, safety of *** Can not appear in a studio wanting to see someone. But you did not answer the phone, and I needed to see you. Why? I think my mother that separate us. Why is that? I think she's afraid of losing me if I create a relationship with you. Maybe she's afraid that I disappointed you go. Impossible. You are my father, will never disappoint me. What did she say about me? Not much. Only pregnant from a guy who did not know well. A guy who did not seem to be a father figure . Like you did not know, thought it might be good father. I do not know. Never said I was looking for you. Do not want to hurt her. I did my research. And when I moved here, knew it was my chance to meet you . Your mother did a great job in creating you alone. It is pretty cool, do not get me wrong , but it's weird as *** for single mother to be created. I do not know how to relate to other men. She had no boyfriends? Few. But I scared them. You a lot of responsibility. A killer walking ***. Do not even know how to deal with girls. Once, I paid a guy to take his shirt and let me *** in front of her. - I enjoyed fast. Not cool. - Spoke too. Need help, Hank. I think you'll be fine with give your Uncle Charlie. I know that that is the last thing you want in your life, I know I appear at your door has nothing cuddly. Reading about you You seemed like a nice guy. Just wanted to know you a little. I would learn to be cool. - Want to see where I work? - I'd love to. Sons of ***! Death to pigs! Die! Stop it. My God! Has a foosball table. Hank, what the ***! What? Your agent called me *** . He ​​said he suffered a car accident. Can not trust what he says. He ​​is mentally ill. Just keep close by so you do not shoot in the head. Sorry for the delay. Or maybe it was cigarette ago and decided that TV is not for you. What? It would be madness. And it would be unprofessional. I'm here, I'm ***, get used to it . I just wanted to show this young I do in life. - Is your child? - Apparently. - It is - Special? Probably. But are not we all? He wants a job? Promoted staff assistant in assistant writer. He ​​asked as a reward for clearing the vomit. Children today find themselves deserving. - I remember this program. - Like this? It was horrible. Too bad. Who writes something so bad? I wrote this ***! I created this program! - Sorry - you're right. It was ***. Never hit the cast. Equal to life. All depends on the cast. - Hank. God of heaven. - Take a look at this kid. Thank God you're alive! - So it was just a amassadinho. - Charlie. - What? - Shut up. Hello, Levon. Is your Uncle Charlie. Very good to see you again. Look at this. Hank, is working. The blue pill worked. I am having an ***. Behave, animal. This Good. Good for you and for your stick thin. My heart is beating very fast , Hank. You are freaking me out. Seat. I do not want to feel anything. Is an ***. You had many of them and destroyed them all. I am very dizzy, Hank. Call the emergency. Is a heart attack. Call the emergency! Is a heart attack! Call the emergency! Please! - It's time, Hank. - Not arrived. What is an ***? Seriously, Hank, you need another agent. It is now my manager. Are you okay? I can do something to help? God, you smell good. Holy ***. He ​​came in his pants? Stop stalking me, miss. Levon told me where you live. Sure counted. E told what you did for him. It's just a assistant job. It will clean much vomiting. Thanks to ignore everything I said. That's what I do. - I'm sorry - I meant it. Thank you. It's nice to see him excited about something. Sorry about earlier. I was overprotective. - Mother Thing, I think. - Understandable. Is uncharted territory for us. More for me, because I just found out that have a son. - From 20 years. - I'm not used have a child. Do you play guitar? Actually, no. Is another effort in the pursuit of happiness. Play something. I am very shy. Do not remember you being shy. Excuse. How was the first day? What? Honey, was that bad? What are you doing? Tell me. Honey, you have to know a person . Drugs. It was the last straw! - How is Karen? - Busy. 's Making voodoo doll of me. She looks again. The place is a circus of horrors. I showed mine, now show your . Let's do tests with prostitutes for the cast. I'll *** you for this role. Do not need Legende us! @