In Which a Witch Becomes a Vampire - Written by a kid ep. 4

THEME SONG: We make videos based on what they say. It's Written by a Kid. JOSH FLAUM: Tell us your name, please. NORA: Nora. JOSH FLAUM: And how old are you, Nora? NORA: Five. JOSH FLAUM: So you're here to tell us a story. NORA: Yes. JOSH FLAUM: What do you want to tell a story about? NORA: Rainbow Town. All the houses were painted rainbow with the sky and sun there. Every house. The sky is all rainbows. There's not an inch of blue there unless in the rainbows. The streets were red. The roses were blue, orange, green, red, yellow, orange, white! JOSH FLAUM: That sounds really intense. WILL BOWLES: It sounds like a great place to live. NORA: Yes. And there was a beautiful woman named, Cylincia. VOICE (WHISPERING): Cylincia. NORA: She was really funny. Sometimes she told the funniest knock knock jokes. WILL BOWLES: What were some of the knock knock jokes she told? NORA (OFFSCREEN):Knock, knock. JOSH FLAUM AND WILL BOWLES (OFFSCREEN): Who's there? NORA (OFFSCREEN): Princess. JOSH FLAUM AND WILL BOWLES (OFFSCREEN): Princess who? NORA (OFFSCREEN): Get your doze on, and then we're going swimming. Because you can like doze in the swimming pool. [LAUGHTER] But then one day-- I mean one night, she died. Then she haunted her grave. She turned into a witch. And she was so funny. She made herself laugh, and she laughed kind of like this. [WICKED LAUGHTER] Ha ha ha ha ha ha. But she also was very bad. JOSH FLAUM: How was she bad? Like what kind of bad things did she do? NORA: She like, was really funny and then lured someone into a trap. JOSH FLAUM: What did it look like? NORA: Like, it's an X. And she is part pirate, part witch. JOSH FLAUM AND WILL BOWLES (OFFSCREEN): OK. NORA (OFFSCREEN): So like, they would dig it up. And they would find a black widow. [SCREAMING] But a girl named Sally McGrease saw her, but she isn't scared. Well, she's part scared, part not scared. Because she is at least part vampire, part girl. JOSH FLAUM: Where is she from? NORA: Well, there's a little town in Rainbow Town that's all gray. And it's called, Vampire Town. JOSH FLAUM: Oh, I see. A town within a town. NORA: It's red and gray all over. There's blood all over. Like blood swimming pools, so they can drink the swimming pools. JOSH FLAUM (OFFSCREEN): Where does she find Cylincia? NORA: (SPOOKILY) In the graveyard. [SCREAMING] JOSH FLAUM: Ugh, OK. NORA: She stands up bravely. JOSH FLAUM (OFFSCREEN): Bravely, good. NORA: And walks to the witch. Then she sucks the witch's blood. [SCREAMING] WILL BOWLES: Oh, OK. JOSH FLAUM: OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. So part vampire, gets some of the witch's blood. What happens next? WILL BOWLES (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, what happens? NORA: And then the witch dies. JOSH FLAUM AND WILL BOWLES: Again. NORA: So she saves the town. And after the witch died, she did, yes! The end. Oh, there's one more part. JOSH FLAUM: OK. NORA (OFFSCREEN): What the witch and the little girl ate was eyeballs , blood and batteries. NORA: Sucked her blood. JOSH FLAUM: Hmm. NORA: Sucked her blood. JOSH FLAUM: Right.