Honest Harley Davidson Commercial

You've been dreaming for years and it's finally time to buy your new Harley Davidson motorcycle. Get ready for a new life full of cool friends with poor personal hygiene and drunken brawls over who spent the most money on chrome, and who has modified their bike to have the most uncomfortable riding position. At Harley Davidson we're proud to deliver 1947 technology at 2010 prices. Take these Springer motorcycles for example... beautiful aren't they? Well, they have the same suspension as this 1950's bike. That's heritage. That's tradition. That's an obsolete form of suspension, and we're going to charge you extra for it. Harley-davidson has always been an advocate of motorcycle safety. We have a huge selection of bandanas with our logo emblazoned into them. These bandanas have been endorsed by the Hell's Angels and the American Organ Transplantation Association. Don't worry about that, because you're going to look like a total bad ***. With foreign motorcycle companies is developing better bikes than us, we have been able to come up with some great new names for the same old product. Like Extra-Soft-Tail-Deluxe-Hyper-Glide American Bald-Eagle Historical Limited VXFR 1200 Patriot Flaming-Skull-Edition. Confusing right? But at the same time, totally bad ***. This is a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. This is heritage. This is tradition. And this... is the most reliable bike on our showroom floor. This has been brought to you by the foundation to make Erik Buell feel just a tiny bit better about getting royally screwed by Harley Davidson.