Pirate Genie Tales

- [theme music playing] - [whistle blows] ♪ Just off the shores of Never Land ♪ ♪ A hideaway at sea ♪ - ♪ Yo-ho! ♪ - ♪ Yo-ho! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ ♪ A pirate band outwits the plans ♪ ♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪ - ♪ Yo-ho! ♪ - ♪ Yo-ho! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ ♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates ♪ - ♪ Through and through ♪ - [all screaming] ♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪ ♪ Join with Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪ ♪ Come along We need some volunteers ♪ - Izzy! - Ahoy! - Cubby! - Ahoy! - Skully! - Ahoy! - Mateys! - Ahoy! Oooh! Yo-ho! ♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪ ♪ Climb aboard, me hearties and be a pirate true ♪ ♪ Let's go! ♪ ♪ With Jake and the Never Land pirates ♪ ♪ We'll set the course together, come on ♪ ♪ And join the crew ♪♪ Yo-ho, let's go! Ha-har! To start today's adventure, everybody say the Pirate Password! "Yo-ho-ho!" [all] Yo-ho-ho! [Jake] Pirate Genie Tales! [Izzy] And they all lived happily ever after! Aw, I love happy endings! Let's hear another story! Who's got one? [boy] Did someone say "stories"? [all] Pip! I've got a thousand and one of 'em! ♪ Listen up me hearties ♪ ♪ I've got stories of love and of mystery ♪ ♪ I've got tales of adventure through history ♪ ♪ I got one about a monkey that thought he was a king ♪ [monkeys] Ooh, ooh! ♪ And a tale of a city ♪ ♪ that sank into the sea ♪ ♪ One thousand and one wonderful tales ♪ ♪ Each story I spin as big as a whale ♪ ♪ I've got parables, fables and follies galore ♪ ♪ And if those don't suit you ♪ ♪ I've got 900 more ♪♪ Then let's hear one! Or two! Come on gather around and listen to a pirate genie's tale. This one's called Sing-Bad the Sailor. Long ago on the farthest edge of the Never Sea there once lived a young sailor named Sing-Bad. He was a great hero! Sing-Bad was famous for being strong. What? Now, who left this in the way? [Sharky] Ooh! He's my hero! He's my hero too! [Pip] Sing-Bad was also famous for... - ♪ Sing-Bad ♪ - ♪ Sing-Bad ♪ ♪ Sing-Bad ♪ [Pip] Well, singing badly! ♪ He's a sailor brave enough to be a king ♪ [out of tune] ♪ La-la-la ♪ ♪ But no one's brave enough to hear him sing ♪ ♪ La-la-la ♪ ♪ So strong that he could throw you to the moon ♪ ♪ La-la-la ♪ ♪ If only he could throw his voice in tune ♪ ♪ La-la-la ♪ ♪ He's Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ He's Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ My feats of strength and bravery ♪ ♪ Will take you by surprise ♪ ♪ And if it don't then wait until you hear him harmonize ♪ [voice cracks] ♪ Harmonize ♪ [both groan] ♪ He's Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ Sing-bad the sailor ♪ ♪ He's Sing-Bad the sailor ♪ ♪ I'm Sing Bad the sailor ♪ - ♪ Sing-Bad ♪ - ♪ Sing-Bad ♪ ♪ Sing-Bad ♪♪ [exhales] Poor Sing-Bad. Strong as he is, he can't carry a tune! [Pip] Now one day, Sing-Bad was in the desert searching for treasure with his best friends, Jakeel and Izmar. They were hot, tired and very lost. Hey! Where's the City of Gold? It's supposed to be right here! I had a feeling that map was fake. Oh, well. It was worth a try. But it is hot. Who brought the water? Jakeel traded away our water bottles for that map. Not to worry. Being a famous hero, I always find a way out of any problem. Like over there. An oasis! I bet it has water! [Pip] And so Sing-Bad and his friends refreshed themselves in the cool waters of the oasis. [all laughing] Ah! I feel so good, it makes me want to sing! [both gasping] Please, Sing-Bad. Not now! Yeah! It's a long trip home, we really should be going. You know, it's almost like you don't want me to sing. [Hook] Who dares go there? Trespassers! Interlopers! Thieves! [gasps] It's a ghost! No! It's some kind of magic! You have trod upon the private oasis of Hookhafa the great and mighty wizard! This is my place and you have entered without my permission! We're sorry! We didn't know that... No excuses! You shall be punished! Skully-Mungous! [squawking] Hot falafels! [Hook] Seize those trespassers! [squawks] - [Jake] Whoa! Watch it! - [Izzy] Huh? Take those pests to my lair and see that they don't escape! I hear and obey, oh great wizard! You old sneaky snook! [Cubby] Let us go, you big feather duster! I wish I could. But a magic spell was put on me and I must do as I am told. Those puny trespassers will regret the day they crossed paths with the powerful Hookhafa! [brays] [knocking on door] [Skully] Your prisoners, oh sneaky one. Send them in! [all] Whoa! Oof! You are my prisoners, puny pests! Hookhafa! You have no right to keep us here! We're innocent! That's what they all say! Now the punishment for entering my oasis without permission is to be turned into camels! [laughs] Yeah, right! [giggles] No way! You doubt my power? Well, Mr. Camel here was once as human as you! [brays] [all gasp] [Pip] Alas, the evil wizard was telling the truth. He turned to a magical cabinet that could only be opened by singing a special tune! ♪ Cabinet latches locky kazam ♪ ♪ Clickity clackity here I am ♪ ♪ Open as quick as you clickity can ♪ ♪ Unlockity lock by my command ♪♪ This magic orange powder will turn you pests into camels! Then what's the blue powder for? Oh that! The blue powder could turn you back into humans, but we won't be needing that! Look out! [giggles] Hey, stop that! It tickles! [chuckle] [as camels] Huh? Still don't believe my power, boy? Blast! Am I out of orange powder already? Give me that blue powder! I'm going to change my friends back! No you don't! Your friends will remain as they are, and you will join them! Mr. Camel, the cage, if you please. [brays] Aw, couscous! No fair! Quiet! I'll be back as soon as I make more orange powder! That wizard thinks he's clever, but he doesn't know how strong I am! [grunts] A cage has not been built that can hold Sing-Bad! Now to get the blue powder! [grunts] Whew! This is powerful magic! It defies even my great strength! Now, how did the wizard get it open? [bray-sings scales] That's right! He sang to it! So, if I sing, it should open! [both] Uh-oh! [Pip] Jakeel and Izmar had good reason to worry. For remember, Sing-Bad was famous for singing bad! ♪ Cabinet latches locky kazam ♪ ♪ Clickity clackity here I am ♪ ♪ Open as quick as you clickity can ♪ ♪ Unlockity lock by my command ♪♪ [whirring] Why didn't it open? [brays] Are you saying that I sing bad? [brays] Uh-huh! Well, I was gonna try again, but if I sound so bad maybe I won't. [brays] Don't give me those sad camel eyes. I will try again, but what if I can't do it? [Pip] Jakeel and Izmar were shocked! For they had never known the great Sing-Bad to be unsure of himself. So, they did their best to encourage him. [brays] [bray braying] Oh, OK. I'll try! [Pip] Now Sing-Bad knew his friends were in big trouble! And when it comes time to help others, we are all capable of extraordinary things! I've got to do this... for my friends! [in tune] ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ Cabinet latches locky kazam ♪ ♪ Clickity clackity here I am ♪ ♪ Open as quick as you clickity can ♪ ♪ Unlockity lock by my command ♪♪ [Pip] And for the very first time, Sing-Bad sang... good! [both] Uh-huh! Now, let's change you back! [laughs] Thanks! Way-hey, yes! [chuckles] [Hook chuckles] [gasps] Hookhafa! Quick hide! I'm back with enough powder to... Huh! [gasps] Sing-Bad has escaped! I know you're still here, but where? [all] Yeah! [screams] Whoa! [crashing] [brays] Sorry, Hookhafa. I could turn you back, but I think we should teach you a lesson. [brays] Oh yes, of course! You've been a camel long enough! [laughs] Oh! I'm back! Oh, thank you! I've been hoping some brave young adventurers would come and rescue me! No need for thanks, it's what heroes do! [stammers] Before you go, there is one other favor I must ask. Whoo-hoo! A thousand and one thanks! It's so good to be a regular old parrot again! New friends, I would like you to have this... ...five gold dinars as a reward for all your help. Thanks, but we don't need a reward! We like helping others! [Smee] Oh, please, take it. I just wish it were more! [Hook brays] [Sing-Bad] How sad the mighty wizard looks! We can't leave him this way. Huh? No more powder? Well, Hookhafa, I guess you'll just have to be a camel for a little while longer. [Pip] Hookhafa remained a camel and he toured the countryside performing tricks. You see, though he was an evil wizard, he was a very good camel! Whoa! That Sing-Bad was quite a guy! Your story was wonderful, Pip! Nobody can tell a tale like a pirate genie! Hey! Where'd all my crackers go? Sorry, I got hungry. You took my crackers? All this cracker grabbing and hungry munching reminds me of another story: Skully-Baba and the Treasure Thieves. Long ago, in a land far, far away on the edge of a distant sea, lived a family of young friends, Jake-har, Izmeen and Cubdula. They were very poor and always hungry. What little they had to eat they fished from the sea. I sure hope we catch a big fish today! Or two big fish! I'm so hungry I want one all for myself! Never fear, Cubdula! Today's our lucky day! I just know it! [Pip] Skully-Baba was their pet parrot. He may have been a little fella, but he was always a big help. OK, Jake-har! Cast that net! Throw it far out there just like I taught you! [grunts] Now let's haul it in together! Heave! Heave! Aw, pistachios! It's just a bunch of boots! I guess there won't be much for supper tonight. Unless you like eating shoelaces! [chuckles] Don't worry. Things will get better. Tomorrow, we'll bring in our biggest catch ever! You'll see! [Pip] But, in his heart, Skully-Baba wasn't so sure. He wished that there were some way he could help his friends, but what could he do? He was just a little bird. The next morning, Skully-Baba went out to gather twigs for firewood. But after picking just a few... [horse galloping] Whoa, me proud beauty! You heard the sahib, whoa! [exhale] Falafels! Those guys are the Four Thieves! They're bad news! [Pip] Skully-Baba was right! The Four Thieves were known for stealing from the rich and the poor! And the sneakiest snook of them all was their leader, Hook-Far! Time to stash our loot and treasure where it will be safe and sound! Open sesame! Blast and Baklava! Open says me! That's more like it! Crackers! A secret treasure cave with a magic entrance! Make haste! There's still time for us to steal even more! Away my scoundrels! Coming, Sahib! Hmm. How much loot could those crooked crooks be hiding? I wonder if I could open the cave? Blast and baklava! Open says me! Crackers! Look at it all! Gold coins! Pearls! Jewels! Just one of them could buy so much food for my friends! Hmm... Those thieves would never miss it if I took a little. For shame! Just because all of this is stolen doesn't mean it's right for me to take it. But my friends are so hungry! Oh, what should I do? I'll just take one little pearl! We'll have lots of food now! And crackers! [Pip] When Skully-Baba got home, he didn't want his friends to know the risks he took entering the cave of the thieves! Oh, I'm so hungry I could eat a whole school of fish! On a bed of rice with pita bread! And shish-kabobs for desert! [Pip] So Skully-Baba cleverly hid the pearl where he knew it would be found. Jake-har! Cubdula! Look what Skully-Baba and I found in this old boot! It's a pearl! It must be worth a lot! [chuckles] We sure are lucky to find a pearl in an old boot. Let's go to the marketplace and trade it for food. Skully-Baba's right! Let's go eat! [Pip] And that night, the young friends enjoyed their first good meal in a long, long time. - Mmm... - Ah, so good! [Pip] Now while Skully-Baba felt bad about fibbing to his friends, seeing them so happy made him happy, too. But the food they bought didn't last long. And when the fishing didn't get better, his friends went hungry once again. So, Skully-Baba returned to the treasure cave. I'll just take one more tiny bit. And this is the last time. [Hook] What's this? Someone's trying to steal my stolen treasure! It's the thieves! I've got to hide! Search every inch of this place! [Smee] Ahoy? Mr. Thief? Come on out, wherever ye be! Anybody in here? Oh, so dusty. [sneezes] Gesundheit! Thanks. Did you say something? Me? No. Whoops! [screams] Oi! There's your thief! Grab him! Don't let him get away! [all shouting] [yelling] [Hook] You blundering buffoons! Quickly! We can't let him get away! That blasted bird knows too much! Heave! Heave! [all grunt] More seaweed! Help! Skully-Baba! What's wrong?! Help me! [panting] The Four Thieves are after me! Those awful men! Why are they chasing you? I found out where they keep their stolen loot! That's where the pearl in the boot really came from! You stole it? [sighs] Yes! I knew it was wrong but we were all so hungry. That still doesn't make it right. I know. I know! I've learned my lesson! But the thieves found out what I did and they'll be here any minute! Hmm... I've got an idea! We can try to catch those crooks the same way we catch fish! [Hook] Whoa! [horse whinnies] [grunts] [pants] Oi! Next thing we steal is more horses! Quiet! I saw that bird fly this way. He has to be around here somewhere! Hey you! Big bad thieves! I know all about your cave of loot and I'm gonna tell everybody! After him, men! Oh dear! Now where'd he go? Don't let him get away! Looking for me? You're trapped, foul parrot! You've nowhere to go but with us! I've nowhere to go, but up! [all exclaiming] Now pull in your catch! [all] Heave! [groaning] Wait'll I get free! You will be sorry! But you can't get free! You're gonna be locked up in a place where you'll have a nice long time-out! I told you we'd bring in our biggest catch ever! Whoo-hoo! [Pip] It was indeed their biggest catch ever! You see, after they returned all the stolen treasure, Skully-Baba and his friends were given a reward of gold dinars for capturing the Four Thieves! And the young friends never went hungry again. It made Skully-Baba very happy. And from that day on, he was as honest as a little parrot could be, surrounded by his grateful friends. And crackers! Lots of crackers! What an awesome story! You couldn't wish for a better one. Or a more handsome hero! Thanks, mateys! For being such great listeners, here are ten gold dinars. Five from Sing-Bad and five from Skully-Baba! Thanks, Pip! Come on, mateys! Now let's put our gold doubloo... I mean, our dinars, into our team treasure chest. ♪ Way-hey, well done, crew Everyone knew just what to do ♪ ♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪ ♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪♪ Make that gold dinars! [laughs] Come on, count with us! [all] Yeah! [Skully] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Yo-ho! We got ten gold dinars today! Boy, that Skully-Baba was quite a guy! Kind of reminded me of someone I know. And Hook-Far was just like a sneaky snook we know. Hey! Whatever happened to him? Well, according to legend, the evil Hook-Far escaped and he tried to hide in his treasure cave. Blast and baklava! Open says me! [wall rumbles] [Pip] But Hook-Far found that someone else had moved in. [roaring] [screams] Blast and baklava! Save me! Set sail for Never Land and treasure! ♪ Fiddle-dee, high-dee, fiddle-dee-dee ♪ ♪ We dance a jig on the Never Sea ♪ ♪ Leadin' the way with two left feet ♪ ♪ Is the codfish at the wheel ♪ Blast! ♪ Fiddle-dee, high-dee, fiddle-dee-doo ♪ ♪ I'd rather have a rock in me shoe ♪ ♪ It's Captain Hook so what do you do? ♪ ♪ You're dancing the codfish reel ♪ Whoa! Smee! ♪ Caterwaulin' catfish Captain Hook ♪ ♪ Floppin' all around cryin' "Save me Smee" ♪ ♪ Thunderin' blunderin' codfish flounder ♪ ♪ Never been a bilge rat big as he ♪ ♪ Caterwaulin' catfish Captain Hook ♪ ♪ Floppin' all around cryin' "Save me Smee" ♪ ♪ Thunderin' blunderin' codfish flounder ♪ ♪ Never been a bilge rat big as he ♪ ♪ Codfish reel ♪ ♪ A swaggerin' scurvy shanty tune ♪ ♪ Codfish reel ♪ ♪ We're kickin' up our heels to the codfish reel! ♪♪