Roses - Lyrics - Hayseed Dixie

Caroline! See Caroline All the guys would say she's mighty fine (mighty fine) But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time And the other half either got you cussed out, or coming up short Yeah, dig this now, even though (even though) You'd need a golden calculator to divide (to divide) The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo Caroline! (Caroline!) I said see she's the reason for the word *** (***) I hope she's speeding on the way to the club Trying to hurry up to get to some Baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!) She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide) The time it took to look inside and realize that Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah! I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo Well she's got a hotty's body, but her attitude is potty When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty I said, "Shorty would you call me"? She said, "Pardon me, are you ballin'"? I said "Darling, you sound like like like a *** pursing," Oh, so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak Trickin' off this *** is lost Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no lawyers And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom I wanna see ya support bra not support you! I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo I know you'd like to think your *** don't stank But lean a little bit closer See roses really smell like poo poo poo Yeah, roses really smell like poo poo poo Better come back down to Mars Girl, quit chasin' cars What happens when the dough gets low ***, you ain't that fine No way.. no way.. no way Better come back down to Mars Girl, quit chasin' cars What happens when the dough gets low ***, you ain't that fine No way.. no way.. no way Crazy *** (repeated in background) ***, stupid *** *** Old punk *** ***, old *** *** A ***'s ***, just a *** Crazy *** (repeated in background) ***, stupid *** *** Old punk *** ***, old *** *** A ***'s ***, just a ***